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Creators of Club Club Lacrosse Announce Model Model UN

Uncategorized February 23, 2021

VANDERSLICE HALL — After months of speculation, the group of BC juniors responsible for the Club Club Lacrosse team announced Monday the formation of “Model Model UN”. The founders hope that just like Club Club Lacrosse, Model Model UN will be a great outlet for kids whose identity was... Read more

Girl Barefoot In Bathroom Definitely Has Kinky Sex

Dorm Stuff Sex February 22, 2021

“She talks about ‘impact play’ a lot but I just assumed it was some kind of workout, like HIIT or something.”

Massachusetts To Use BC’s Gym Reservation Software To Schedule Vaccines

Coronavirus Student Life February 19, 2021

“Working in conjunction with our partners in Chestnut Hill, the Massachusetts Department of Public Health will be providing the remaining doses of both the Moderna and the Pfizer COVID vaccines throughout the state using this newly revamped, state of the art scheduling infrastructure,” Baker announced.

The Wolf of Comm. Ave: This Guy Made $1.37 Day-Trading on Robinhood

Student Life February 18, 2021

At press time, Jones was seen listening to “Jordan Belfort” on loop while applying to senior-level management positions at several top Wall Street firms.

Report: Skipping Class Not Even Fun Anymore

Campus Culture Coronavirus February 17, 2021

CHESTNUT HILL— According to recent data, an alarming new trend has established itself in the undergraduate community at Boston College: skipping class is reportedly “like, really not even that fun anymore.” Brian Dead (MCAS ’22) told The Classic, “I was watching this movie the other day and these really... Read more

UGBC To Hold Impeachment Trial by Slapbox

Campus Culture WTF February 16, 2021

Students have demonstrated overwhelming support for the process, citing it as “the most productive UGBC has ever been.”

Jim Christian Relieved To Be Jim Atheist Again

Jesuits Sports February 16, 2021

Though many would have been distressed over the prospect of a job search during the pandemic, Atheist was grateful for the chance to return to his born surname.

CAB Holds Presidents’ Day Mattress Sale

Campus Culture February 15, 2021

CARNEY HALL — Campus Activities Board (CAB) kept in the holiday spirit Sunday when they announced their latest half-assed promotion, a Presidents’ Day mattress sale. The news comes on the heels of another thoroughly underwhelming matchmaking survey and weeks of similarly stale events thrown together by the club. The... Read more

Roommate’s Boyfriend Discovers Dishwasher

Dorm Stuff Student Life February 12, 2021

“‘Can I put this in here?’ he asked me, and crammed it into the cup section before I could ask him to rinse it out first. But still, baby steps! We’re so proud of the little guy” she laughed.

Newton Student Misses Carpool

Campus Culture Freshmen Newton February 11, 2021

“‘So sad. I simply could not imagine being dropped off for college by a yellow school bus. It’s just so embarrassing,’ said John Fitzgerald (CSON ‘24), who was later seen struggling to open the sliding door of his mom’s minivan.”