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Uh Oh! West Coaster Mistakes Arts Fest For Coachella
April 24, 2026
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Tsunami Doomsday Preppers Convince Students To Walk Around Campus In Goggles
April 23, 2026
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Inside Scoop! Two Friends 10 Back Up Excuses for Fading MarMon Released
April 22, 2026
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Res To Be Drained To Develop ChatBCT
April 10, 2026
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10 Things You Can Co Now That Lent Is Over
April 8, 2026
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Musical Theater Fan Asserts No Kings Protest Stole The Idea From Hamilton
April 2, 2026
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Fun! Your Upstairs Neighbor Is Practicing Their Tap Dancing For Showdown!
March 27, 2026
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ROTC Battalion “Liberates” Mod Party They Weren’t Invited To
March 26, 2026
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LTE: We’re “Two Friends,” But I Want To Be More Than Friends
March 25, 2026
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Student With Banking Return Offer Brags About Not Studying Anymore
March 19, 2026
ATLANTA — In one of the most egregiously humiliating gaffes of the 21st century, Tom Brady kissed Giselle Bündchen, wife of almost 10 years, instead of his 12-year old son Jack on Sunday afternoon in the lead up to Super Bowl LIII. The Patriots quarterback reportedly kisses his son...
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CONTE FORUM — Citing an extreme lack of ticket sales, the Boston College men’s basketball team has decided to outsource the extra space in Conte Forum during home games. The move aims to provide the university with a solution to the classroom deficit caused by the imminent closing of...
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Sources close to my roommate, Alex Milford (CSOM ’21), have reported that his parents, Jane (CSOM ’93) and Lawrence Milford (MCAS ’94) give him a monthly allowance. This information brings into question Milford’s recent assertion that he needed me to pay him back for the ketamine I stole from...
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Here at The New England Classic, our editorial Sandwichboard rarely, if ever, directly comments on campus ongoings. In most normal situations, we believe that clever satire and silly photoshops can say a heck of a lot more than whatever comes out of soapbox shouting and editorial grandstanding. Unfortunately, this...
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“You know, when the CutCo division of Vector reached out and told us we could make up to $18.50 an hour with a flexible schedule and great co-workers, we were definitely hesitant,” noted Jarmond. “But once we got every single athletics employee running the phones, calling friends and distant cousins, the results really spoke for themselves.”
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90 ST. THOMAS MORE ROAD — Saturday night, 54% of Luke Oglethorpe (MCAS ‘21) was found hanging out of a window of 90 after resident assistants knocked on the door of the party he was attending. Oglethorpe recently submitted his application to be a freshman RA and did not...
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BOSTON COLLEGE CAREER CENTER — Late last Sunday evening, Boston College administrators introduced EagleKink to the student body, a new extension of popular LinkedIn alternative EagleLink. According to sources, this new software acts as a campus-wide social networking site aimed at connecting students with others interested in alternative sexual...
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CONTE FORUM — In just a few hours, hundreds of business casual-clad Boston College students will descend upon the Career and Internship Fair in the hopes of landing “the big one.” Resumes, business cards, and firm handshakes will all be exchanged in the name of capitalism, but one important...
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Whether you’re a freshman looking to secure the perfect professors for your first major classes, a senior looking for an “easy-A” elective, or Katie finally deciding to dump that douchebag Garrett, add/drop is crucial to making the rest of the semester go smoothly.
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HIGGINS HALL — According to the results of a new study released by the Biology department late last week, Gasson Hall is two to three inches shorter during colder months. “After analyzing years of data collected by a dedicated team of research scientists, our hard work has finally paid...
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