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Sadistic Fuck Working Out Without Headphones

Sadistic Fuck Working Out Without Headphones

Student Life March 20, 2019 The New England Classic

WILLIAM J. FLYNN RECREATION COMPLEX — On Wednesday, Warren Fuggit (CSOM ‘20) was seen working out without wearing headphones, much to the horror of... Sadistic Fuck Working Out Without Headphones

WILLIAM J. FLYNN RECREATION COMPLEX — On Wednesday, Warren Fuggit (CSOM ‘20) was seen working out without wearing headphones, much to the horror of the entire student body. His roommates were reportedly “appalled” after witnessing Fuggit leave their 8-man without wearing any form of portable electroacoustic transducer.

“I can’t believe he’s done this,” said roommate Andre Bose (MCAS ‘20). “I can’t imagine working out without headphones. Maybe he’s into some heavy, sadistic self-punishment type stuff.”

Other students at the Plex noted how loud Fuggit was grunting while on the bench press. At certain moments, Fuggit let the bar rest on his neck, choking himself. He was seen holding his breath until nearly passing out, and dropping weights on his feet intentionally.

After his workout, Fuggit reportedly stayed in the sauna for over an hour, refusing to leave as Plex employees had to drag him out by his swollen, sweaty feet.

At press time, Fuggit was seen using the calf training machine exclusively in preparation to do box jumps off of the garage.