Joy Moore Releases New Statement Blaming You, Specifically
CoronavirusStudent Life September 21, 2020
“There’s one person at fault here. It’s not me, it’s not the administration, it’s just one person,” she told us, referring to You.
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Top Ten Campus Spots To Cover Your Little Head And Submit To The Infinite Sadness
SchoolStudent Life September 15, 2020
University Welcomes “Most Diverse Class Ever” With White Guy From New Jersey
FreshmenStudent Life September 10, 2020
“Look, his mumbling is bad enough as it is,” noted Rosalita Clemens (MCAS ‘24). “But on a Zoom call, with all of CLXF trying to blast “Born In The USA” at the same time, the poor dude didn’t have a chance.”
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What The Fuck: Molly On Campus Without Mask
Campus CultureCoronavirusWTF September 1, 2020
The Classic tried to reach Molly’s owner’s wife for comment, but we were unable to make contact.
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University Purchases “Great Big Retreat Center Upstate” For COVID Isolation
CoronavirusLeahy August 31, 2020
The New England Classic Quarantine Guide
CoronavirusDorm Stuff August 28, 2020
Start your worst year of college off on your best foot!
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The New England Classic’s Summer 2020 Vacation Travel Guide: Florida
Big IssuesCoronavirus July 27, 2020
Boy oh boy, you needed this!
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University Confirms Nicotine Patches To Be Sold At Concessions
Campus CultureCoronavirusStudent Life July 20, 2020
