In his statement, Baldwin admitted his decision was not an easy one. Only after he talked to Rhett, the BU Terrier, who decided to give up humping the other student section for Lent, did Baldwin decide to embark on a 40-day journey of self-control.
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“Where I was, a margarita was four dollars and I didn’t even have to tip. It’s just so awesome how they all get paid a livable wage.”
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Awkward! Pre-Law Student’s Only Job Experience Is Representing Himself In Court
SchoolStudent Life February 27, 2025
Spictor had gained a reputation on campus for his argumentative prowess and for wearing a tie that was tied like shoelaces. He’s played the devil’s advocate in nearly every class discussion he’s been in.
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LTE: Why Is My “Hookup” Showing Me His Track Highlights?
Campus CultureLTESex February 25, 2025
It started out over our bond for our shared love of running. Yes, he is on the BC Track Team. Yes, I only run when Two Saints gets raided, but I was honestly willing to commit to the bit for the dick.
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The Classic caught up with Tennant in his Vandy 8-man, or “HQ”, just one day after he learned of his placement at the University of Learnenschoolen in Switzerland.
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Fr. Butler Clarifies Last Name Not Due To Affinity For Service But Elitist Beliefs
Big IssuesSchool February 20, 2025
As Butler expounded on his life story, his motivations became clear. In kindergarten he was helping hold silver spoons in the mouths of trust fund kids, writing Santa to ask him to give his gift allotment to ExxonMobil, and drafting petitions in Sunday School asking the Pope to request a class system in Heaven.
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Polyamorous Student Is Thrilled You Are Looking For An 8th
Dorm StuffSexWTF February 19, 2025
CSOM Student Forced To Withdrawal From “Introduction To Feminisms” After Stating Pronouns Are U/S/A
Campus Culture February 18, 2025
“‘Pronouns? Like a person, place, or thing? Oh yeah, I’ve got those nouns. They’re U/S/A actually,’ said Anizer while subtly flexing his straight-from-the-plex bicep pump.”
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Shockingly, Smith, too, replied, “I also went to school in Boston too, but I dropped out! But it’s not the same school as Macklin!” seemingly embarrassed to associate himself with the biggest Beanpot chokers of the last decade and the dumbassery of a student section that held up a “BC SUCKS” flag.
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As DEI Initiatives Unravel, BC Adds More Stairs
Big IssuesSchoolWTF February 7, 2025
“When there were ramps and stuff, it was such a challenge,” recalled Meath Ed (CSOM ’27), “it doesn’t really make sense how they work. Like how do I go up when there’s not a platform for me to step on?”
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