Student Awakes From Late-Afternoon Nap, Immediately Prepares for Early-Evening Nap
SchoolStudent Life February 23, 2023
“A nap helps me stay motivated,” said Restful, already fluffing her pillow. “It gets me ready to get down to business and pump out some assignments.” Opening her laptop, Restful proceeded to spend a half-hour on Instagram before closing her laptop again. “I definitely couldn’t do without it.”
Read more8-Man Gives Up Slurs For Lent
Campus CultureJesuits February 22, 2023
“We just thought, you know, this was the year to really take our faith seriously,” said Big Ette (CSOM ’25). “So, yeah, we’re Catholic and proud and we aren’t saying ANY slurs except the f-slur out of devotion to our faith.”
Read moreApplication Mishap Places Study Abroad Hopeful At Barcelona Wine Bar
AbroadStudent Life February 21, 2023
Terbrain said that she never thought twice about the interview at the restaurant, believing that it was simply to confirm her eligibility for the abroad program. “I spent the whole time talking about my love for tapas while shoving my face with patatas bravas and sangria to show them my love for the culture. I was a little confused when she kept explaining that I wouldn’t be able to drink on the job… last time I checked, the drinking age is eighteen in Spain.”
Read moreSlimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now
Big IssuesCampus CultureOpinionResLife February 20, 2023
Help! The Girl Scout In Mac Bit Me.
Student LifeWTF February 19, 2023
Last week, Tum was on her way to Mac for her lunch. “I did everything I usually do. I made a beeline straight for the stairs without even peeking at the tables,” Tum recalled. “But as soon as I took two steps inside the lobby–*MUNCH*–there she was, a Girl Scout nibbling at my ankle.”
Read more“We’re Actually Pretty Middle Class” Says Kid Whose Parents Started The War In Iraq
Big IssuesOpinion February 17, 2023
Friend Whose Dad Works At McKinsey Is “Also Worried” About Postgrad
Big IssuesStudent Life February 16, 2023
O’Baby, who has been to the Turks and Caicos 14 times and spent a summer interning for former President Barack Obama, denies that her father’s position has afforded her any extra opportunities.
Read moreSuper Generous Boyfriend Shares His Love With Multiple Women
Big Issues February 13, 2023
For the lucky few who survived the 2022-2023 cuffing season, love is in the air this week! And for a couple of BC women, one man will spread romance, legs, and an unquenchable burning sensation all week long.
Read moreRampant Misogynist Says You Can’t Come To Super Bowl Watch Party To Only Watch Commercials
Campus CultureSports February 12, 2023
“It’s fun to have some eye candy in the room,” said Ist when interviewed by the Classic about his evening gathering. “I just don’t want them yapping about the commercials the entire time. I’m from Philly, so it’s a big night for me.” Hist, who has been described by his girl friends as “tone deaf,” and “insulting,” hails from Wilmington, Delaware.
Read moreSpring Break Planning Uncovers That No One In The Friend Group Actually Likes Each Other
Campus CultureStudent Life February 11, 2023
Through the thin walls of Walsh Hall, sophomores chatter about roommate preferences, expenses, and location possibilities. Though in theory it is an exciting time, it isn’t looking too pretty for the groups we spoke with.
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