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WOAH! Boy Legs!

Campus Culture Student Life March 31, 2021

THAT FIELD ON THE PLEX GRAVEYARD — The student body of Boston College has been positively feral recently. With relatively warm temperatures, sunny blue skies, and seemingly unlimited access to lawn games, everyone has been taking advantage of the changing of the seasons. The peak of this excitement occurred... Read more

MUN Roommate Needs You To Be Quiet So That They Can Launch A Missile

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff Featured March 30, 2021

“I was the one who got to announce that the projectiles had entered foreign airspace, so I really just needed the dorm quiet for a hot minute.”

Senior Falls Asleep In Hammock, Awakens As Butterfly

Student Life WTF March 29, 2021

“I’ve got to say, this is certainly not the start to the week I thought I was going to have.”

LTE: I Paid For This Mulch So I Am Taking Some Just For Me

Campus Culture LTE Student Life March 27, 2021

When the mounds of mulch arrive on campus, I know it from a mile away. And I take some. In my hand, to my house. Just for me.

Kid Uses Word “Naïveté” In Paper, Still Gets a B

School March 26, 2021

CAMPION HALL — The normally mundane process of handing back graded papers in an upper-level philosophy class took a dramatic turn on Thursday when Alex Eacon (MCAS ’22) received his third consecutive B on a paper — in spite of the fact that he had incorporated the word “naïveté”... Read more

Dr. Douglas Comeau Can’t Get Enough Of My Sweet, Sweet Nostrils (I Got Called Twice This Week)

Campus Culture Coronavirus School Student Life March 25, 2021

CONNELL RECREATION CENTER — Sunday at midnight. That glorious, soaking wet time when a large portion of Boston College students get their highly-anticipated weekly COVID test email. This week went by like any other: I logged onto Zoom for “class”, spread my usual pathogens, and spent at least an... Read more

Hahaha: Kid Puts “Sit Here” Sticker On Face

Coronavirus Student Life March 24, 2021

The stickers, typically used to indicate a safe place to sit to ensure social distancing, can be found in nearly every classroom on campus. But Meyer was the first person to think of sticking one on his face.

CAB To Host Scholastic Book Fair

Student Life March 23, 2021

MIDDLE CAMPUS — Students were elated upon hearing that the insanely well-funded Campus Activities Board will be hosting a Scholastic Book Fair on Stokes Lawn later this month. Though the event is still weeks away, boxes upon boxes of the latest Guinness Book of World Records and copies of... Read more

The Sun Puts University Counseling Services Out Of Business

Campus Culture Student Life March 22, 2021

“I’ll be honest, when we looked at the forecast for the next two weeks, we knew we were fucked,” said UCS chairperson Dr. Sigmund Noid. “High temperatures, blue skies, and Danny brought spikeball? It’s a psychiatrist’s nightmare!”

Are We In Love Or Did You Just Hold Every Door For Me Between O’Neill 3 And The Plex?

Coronavirus Student Life March 19, 2021

It was just like any other Thursday morning when I saw you. Dr. Douglas Comeau had summoned the both of us down to see if we had the 2019-novel Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) in our system. But why us? Why now?