Students get their hopes up that their situationship will snap them back by the big day, disinterested boyfriends same-day ship gold-painted roses from TikTok shop, and long-distance couples organize a call for some quality time semi-together.
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10 Kalshi Bets That Somehow Didn’t Hit For Your Roommate This Super Bowl
SportsStudent Life February 11, 2026
In case that doesn’t sound like the best time ever, there’s one more thing you could’ve added for guaranteed fun: gambling on Kalshi. If you also wanted to spend your Sunday screaming at the TV and Gronk spiking your phone on the ground, here are some of the bets you could’ve joined your roommate on.
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In an interview with Pat “Pat Sloveer” Sloveer (CSOM ‘28) and his girlfriend, Pykmeigh Gurrell (CSON ‘29), the couple shared how they have brought Drake Maye into their intimate lives—for the sake of all of New England.
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“Technically By Credits, I’m A Senior” Says 30-Year-Old Man At The 100 Days Dance
Campus CultureStudent Life February 6, 2026
“Technically by credits, I’m a senior this year,” says Cho Pedunc (MCAS ‘18, MCAS ‘26), “So this year I was finally able to get my ticket. I am excited to get ‘sendy’ with my fellow eagles!”
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UGBC President Saw Their Shadow, Six More Weeks Until UGBC Statement On ICE
Big IssuesStudent Life February 6, 2026
After Punxsutawney Phil declared his shadow seen on Fox News, President Dewchitt was quick to relay the news to the rest of the UGBC senate. In an emoji-filled message sent to the UGBC discord titled “UGBC4LIFE????????” on Monday, February 2nd, Dewchitt affirmed, “the ICE stuff is gonna have to wait ???? i dont make the rules — the beaver does ????.”
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Boston College men’s basketball has had some major losses recently, namely UMass and their dignity as human beings. With every loss, they are becoming more and more like the men’s tennis team: completely irrelevant.
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UHS Offers Virtual STD Screenings Over Snow Day
SexStudent Life January 29, 2026
UHS announced on Sunday that they would be offering, for one day and one day only, virtual screenings for sexually transmitted diseases.
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ResLife To Acquire Mod Igloos, Looks To House Quads
Dorm Stuff January 28, 2026
Announced on Monday night, Mod Igloos will be equipped with four raised cots to house a willing quad. These cots will be preset in a circle, yet, according to ResLife, “can be rearranged in any reasonable and fire safety compliant pattern of the residents choosing!” The Igloos will also come pre-furnished with one oil lamp in the center of the den.
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Boston College Announces Plans To Open New Satellite Campus In Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland
Big IssuesCampus CultureResLife January 22, 2026
As part of President Donald J. Trump’s plan to annex Greenland, Trump has been working to establish an educational institute in the soon-to-be 51st state.
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After careful deliberation and council from The Heightsmen and the team’s recruiting coordinators, the announcement was made that the Eagles would be welcoming quarterback transfer Chiquitita (no last name could be procured at press time). Chiquitita is a 27 year old redshirt freshman from Mamma Mia Catholic Conservatory, and is currently majoring in musical theater.
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