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7 Things We Found In Bill O’Brien’s Chin

Uncategorized February 21, 2024

YAWKEY ATHLETICS CENTER – The New England Classic would like to congratulate Bill O’Brien on becoming the Boston College Head Football Coach. He comes from a proud lineage of Boston College graduates and chasmic chin-bearers, sporting a flesh bib that even Jay Leno wants to steal. At O’Brien’s introductory... Read more

Freshman Failing Lit Core Claims Taylor Swift’s “The Tortured Poets Department” Is “Literally Her”

Campus Culture Freshmen Student Life Uncategorized February 19, 2024

‘Well, Travis obviously inspired a lot on the album. I feel the same inspiration for my Insta stories from my boyfriend, Noah. He was a second string quarterback in high school, so… we get it.’

Uh Oh! Someone Just Mentioned Taylor Swift Around A 5’5” Man Who Loves Football

Big Issues Sports February 13, 2024

WHOVILLE — As Superbowl parties and parlays caked the American landscape this past Sunday, many fans of the game flocked to their television screens to view the biggest American sporting event of the year. Some of America’s biggest superstars, like Taylor Swift, Ice Spice, and Lady Gaga, were able... Read more

LTE: I Don’t Think I Can Dance For 100 Days

Uncategorized February 9, 2024

“It has recently come to my attention that I, a humble Boston College senior, must begin a journey of a lifetime come nightfall. I unwittingly have signed myself up to dance for 100 days.”

Uh-oh! My Guy Best Friend Says I Know His Crush “Really Well”

Uncategorized February 7, 2024

“After the dinner, Ian sent Olivia his daily ‘Goodnight Liv <3' message, and Olivia responded with her daily 'Night bud!'"

10 Surefire Ways To Secure Beanpot Tickets

Campus Culture Lists Sports Student Life February 3, 2024

However, the Classic has come across an exclusive list of the tasks required for students to get their grubby little mitts on some highly-coveted tickets to the big game.

Chocolate Bar Introduces Screens To Entertain Impatient iPad Kids

Campus Culture Student Life WTF January 25, 2024

At press time, drooling students were seen gathering in a concert-sized crowd as the lead student completed an extremely difficult level of Geometry Dash — with a hydraulic press video in the background.

“We Are So Back” Says Girl No One Even Noticed Was Abroad

Abroad Student Life January 23, 2024

‘“It’s really great being back. I thought it would be weird since I’ve matured far past my Americanized peers in the past four months, but it really feels like I’ve never left!”’

“Let’s Get Dinner!” Says Mutual Who’s Low on Meal Plan Money and Wants to Rob You

Uncategorized November 17, 2023

According to Tumm, events worsened as they entered the dining hall. He recounted Buhr’s stacked plate of double chicken paired with two sides of fries, as well as a hefty amount of Core Powers. Buhr claimed it’s “bulking season.” Tumm felt baffled when they reached the register.

“We’re Just Like Taylor And Travis” Says Acapella Lead And Her Club Golf Boyfriend

Campus Culture Sports Student Life November 16, 2023

“’Karma is the guy on the Green, golfing straight home to me.’”