The New England Classic is here to dispel the rumor that BU is infested with quintuple COVID-boosted, Judith Butler-loving liberals like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. In fact, Boston University is a well-known right-wing safe haven in higher education.
Read moreTrump To Rename Stokes Lawn “Lawn of America”
Big IssuesSchool January 23, 2025
However, when cruising across the lawn, Trump was appalled with the fact that Boston College, a school with so many of his supporters, would name such a pillar of campus after the wretched pursuit of liberal arts.
Read moreTikTok Ban Edges America: We’ll See What’s to Come
Uncategorized January 22, 2025
“Insiders say that the TikTok CEO and American government were influenced by new sensation: ‘edging.'”
Read moreHoly Kaiju! Democrats Unveil Mecha Luther King Jr. Ahead Of Trump Inauguration
Big IssuesWTF January 16, 2025
While it is unclear what kind of deal will be brokered between the US Government and King Ghidorah, conspiracy theories have gripped the nation about the impending Kaiju battle.
Read more“Gasson Quad was not untouched: in the middle lay a fresh snow angel, complete with wings, a priest collar, and a tree-trunk sized sleeve jutting from its crotch. “
Read more“Cultured” Students Return From Abroad: Campus Pickpocketing At A High
AbroadCampus Culture January 14, 2025
For those who stayed on campus in the Fall semester, get ready to lose your sanity hearing your acquaintance gab about their “eye-opening experiences”, along with maybe losing your wallet in your backpack when around them.
Read moreHow could this be? You’re 18 (literally an adult), and you are in college. No way your uptight parents aren’t going to let you get sloppy drunk on the best holiday of the year.
Read moreHe truly understands now that sometimes punching your friends in the balls as a joke is unjust, even if they deserve it.
Read moreStudent Who Applied To Collage Confused Why No Classes Use Paper Mache
Student LifeWTF November 25, 2024
“Over the last 4 years, I’ve been telling my friends and family that I go Boston Collage”, Less said “They think I’ve dedicated 4 years to intensive experiential learning via multimedia digital and canvas storytelling. My parents are so proud of me, what the hell am I gonna tell them now? They spent almost $350,000 and all I have to show them is a bunch of essays and bluebooks filled with gibberish and buzzwords.”
Read moreCountless messages in the class of 2025 group me indicate that an “unc” ticket is the hottest one on the market.
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