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LTE: We’re “Two Friends,” But I Want To Be More Than Friends

When Friend #1 and I first started this journey, we really were just friends, but something slowly started to change. I always think of those early days in college remixing God’s Plan by Drake and Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac, standing so close we were practically sharing the same breath. We were two friends but one body working perfectly in unison.

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Student With Banking Return Offer Brags About Not Studying Anymore

Though Peemorgan’s post-graduate schedule will involve mergers and acquisitions in New York, he felt there was no better way to cap off his holistic Boston College experience than to enroll in a 4000-level history elective for “shits and gigs.” 

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BC Dining Announces New Leprechaun Meat Burger

To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, BC Dining recently announced that it will serve a special Leprechaun Burger. The traditional Gaelic delight consists of a ground-leprechaun patty and will be offered in all dining halls from March 9th to 17th.

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ResLife Announces Rebrand To “Eight-Womans” For Women’s History Month

On top of the horror that International Women’s Day was only 23 hours, women across campus suddenly discover they are on the Newton → Coro → 2150 pipeline.

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Panic Spreads As Roanoke APPA Group Disappears Over Spring Break

The unknowing group of upstanding Boston College students embarked on their quest to be better than us and take Instagram pictures, but nobody could’ve expected what was to come. On their quest to love, learn, and serve while everyone was blacked out in the Caribbean, it seemed their group’s ambitions were too great and holy for this world to fathom. 

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Engineering Males Rejoice At New City Micro Peenery Announcement

In their infamous Discord server, Human Centered Engineering students have repeatedly shared the Micro Peenery’s application link. Perhaps they can work at the Micro Peenery before applying for an internship at America’s favorite SDE firm, Lockheed Martin.

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UMass Athletics Launches New Community Outreach Program

While their other teams visited nursing homes and fundraising, men’s hockey took a trip to Chestnut Hill, and, in what seems to be a gross misunderstanding of the definition and context of the word ‘senior’ gifted two Boston College seniors with what can only be described as a lifetime of wishes come true.

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LTE: Help! I Got Auto-Enrolled Into A One Seat Sex-Ed Class

Instead of landing a decent class with a fine ahh class crush to study on/with, I ended up in RUUP6900: ‘A Deep Dive Into What That Mouth Do’ with professor Pred Adore. Having never heard of this class or professor before, I tried looking him up on the agora registration portal, only for his name to show up on a different kind of registry.

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Mar-a-Lago Named Top Spring Break Destination For BC Republicans

After midterms, Boston College students head off to a variety of destinations. As some students go on service trips to feel like a good person, the majority of BC Republicans head out for a pilgrimage to Trump’s fiefdom: Mar-a-Lago.

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Leahy’s Shoveling Plan Backfires; BC Announces Second Snow Day This Week

Taking matters into his own hands, Fr. William P. Leahy, S.J. announced an opportunity for students to shovel snow in exchange for $10.00 an hour in flex bucks.

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