TRAGIC: Roommate May Have Voted Libertarian
December 12, 2020
OIP Announces New External Program With Galactic Federation
December 11, 2020
Opinion: Strip Mod Must Go On, Even If It’s a Private Little Show Just For Me
December 10, 2020
Student Who Moved Home Just Now Realizing His Parents Got Divorced
December 9, 2020
The Stress Of The Season: My Dentist Took Like 9 Ritalins And Removed All Of My Teeth
December 8, 2020
Getting Festive: CAB Announces They Have Hidden A Bomb
December 7, 2020
Wait, Did I Miss Stokes Set?
December 4, 2020
CSOM Announces New “Pay-For-Grade” Initiative
December 3, 2020
“Can Someone Call the Uber?,” Asks Friend Who Never Calls the Uber
December 2, 2020
Computer Science Department Hires Actual Python To Teach Classes
December 1, 2020
SERVICES.BC.EDU — In a shocking last-minute push, Boston College students overwhelmingly reversed course on the Thanksgiving ultimatum that the University posed to them in late October. While projections from the Associated Press initially showed that, as of Monday, a majority of students planned to go home, the fallout from... Read more
“It’s the reluctance to call Florida for me. Every time I get close, she [Rachel Maddow] pulls away… it’s driving me absolutely nuts,” reported Chris Stoke (CSOM `23).
Well, I can’t seem to explain it really — compared to the commotion of most others days so far, today’s shaping up to be about as perfectly ordinary as it gets. Perhaps I should elaborate. My alarm went off at seven, as it usually does. I snoozed it just... Read more
“This was the first message between the two in four months, save for a Washington Examiner article about college students joining “Marxist organizations” in which McGuinness had tagged his niece.”
WALSH HALL — Recent reports from multiple Walsh residents have confirmed that local roommate and VSCO girl Sarah Sleshinger was seriously considering a “sexy RBG” costume for this Halloween. The costume, consisting of only the little white collar-thing and a gavel in the shape of a penis, was purchased... Read more
“It’s kind of sad, but I really can’t say that I’m to blame.”
McELROY COMMONS— Senior Stephen Kelly (‘21) got more than he paid for at his most recent trip to McElroy Commons. Kelly, who usually frequents Lower Dining Hall or his own 2150 Kitchen, found himself in the Upper campus eatery to grab a quick chicken and two sides after his... Read more
I felt a phantasm of my mother’s being beckoning me, like a tether to this corporeal realm, and as she called me back from the darkness, she whispered, ‘Get your father and I “BC Mom and Dad” fleece jackets, sweetie.
“The only spirit I know is Holy, and He would never commit such a heinous act.”
“If there was no virus going around, me and the girls would be having the craziest weekend of all time.”
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