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Following Lack of Applications, ResLife Initiates Mandatory RA Draft
February 22, 2019
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Pre-Med Student Password Protects Her Quizlets
February 21, 2019
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REPORT: Fun Roommate Not In Room
February 20, 2019
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OP-ED: Whoever Read My OIP Application, I Hope You Study Abroad In Hell
February 19, 2019
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Newton Plague Survivors Debate Whether It’s Safe To Leave Their Bunker
February 18, 2019
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Priest Confused As To Why Students Are Giving Out Weird Gloves Outside Of Mac
February 14, 2019
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Student Body To Decide Who Gets To Add ‘UGBC President’ To Their Resume
February 13, 2019
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Campus Racists Attend “Acquitted Eagles Day”
February 12, 2019
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Desperate Sophomore Places Work Order For GPA
February 11, 2019
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MA’s To Re-open For Three Weeks, No Funding For Bathroom Wall
February 8, 2019
STOKES SOUTH — This past Friday, the Boston College Academic Review Board found Brigham O’Brennan (MCAS ‘21) guilty of gross academic misconduct after a week-long investigation. Rather than place him on academic probation, the Board demoted the sophomore from English major to English captain. As an English captain, O’Brennan’s...
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The State of the Union is a very formal occasion, and its guests must dress as such. Per a policy originating in the 1920 Treaty of Versailles, sweatpants are not, under any circumstances, permissible, and only certain types of jeans are allowed (depending on how well they are accessorized/bedazzled).
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MARGOT CONNELL RECREATION CENTER™ — Boston College trustee associate Margot C. Connell (Hon. ’09) announced on Wednesday that she is looking forward to students using and enjoying the “New Plex” when it opens later this year. This nickname, already growing in popularity among the student body, is believed to...
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“I have lots more pairings coming soon,” Rider said. “I just copped some tobacco pods, I think they’ll go really well with unflavored Rubi. I’ll probably expand into dab pen stuff soon, that market is growing so fast, you know?”
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Love appears in the most unexpected places, but how can you know when its really real? That cute girl from your finance class just connected with you on LinkedIn, and you think it could be L-O-V-E. But you have to know for sure. Take this quiz to definitively find...
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ATLANTA — In one of the most egregiously humiliating gaffes of the 21st century, Tom Brady kissed Giselle Bündchen, wife of almost 10 years, instead of his 12-year old son Jack on Sunday afternoon in the lead up to Super Bowl LIII. The Patriots quarterback reportedly kisses his son...
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CONTE FORUM — Citing an extreme lack of ticket sales, the Boston College men’s basketball team has decided to outsource the extra space in Conte Forum during home games. The move aims to provide the university with a solution to the classroom deficit caused by the imminent closing of...
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Sources close to my roommate, Alex Milford (CSOM ’21), have reported that his parents, Jane (CSOM ’93) and Lawrence Milford (MCAS ’94) give him a monthly allowance. This information brings into question Milford’s recent assertion that he needed me to pay him back for the ketamine I stole from...
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Here at The New England Classic, our editorial Sandwichboard rarely, if ever, directly comments on campus ongoings. In most normal situations, we believe that clever satire and silly photoshops can say a heck of a lot more than whatever comes out of soapbox shouting and editorial grandstanding. Unfortunately, this...
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“You know, when the CutCo division of Vector reached out and told us we could make up to $18.50 an hour with a flexible schedule and great co-workers, we were definitely hesitant,” noted Jarmond. “But once we got every single athletics employee running the phones, calling friends and distant cousins, the results really spoke for themselves.”
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