Engineering Males Rejoice At New City Micro Peenery Announcement
Campus CultureSchoolStudent Life March 3, 2026
In their infamous Discord server, Human Centered Engineering students have repeatedly shared the Micro Peenery’s application link. Perhaps they can work at the Micro Peenery before applying for an internship at America’s favorite SDE firm, Lockheed Martin.
Read more
While their other teams visited nursing homes and fundraising, men’s hockey took a trip to Chestnut Hill, and, in what seems to be a gross misunderstanding of the definition and context of the word ‘senior’ gifted two Boston College seniors with what can only be described as a lifetime of wishes come true.
Read more
Instead of landing a decent class with a fine ahh class crush to study on/with, I ended up in RUUP6900: ‘A Deep Dive Into What That Mouth Do’ with professor Pred Adore. Having never heard of this class or professor before, I tried looking him up on the agora registration portal, only for his name to show up on a different kind of registry.
Read more
Mar-a-Lago Named Top Spring Break Destination For BC Republicans
Big IssuesHolidaysStudent Life March 1, 2026
After midterms, Boston College students head off to a variety of destinations. As some students go on service trips to feel like a good person, the majority of BC Republicans head out for a pilgrimage to Trump’s fiefdom: Mar-a-Lago.
Read more
Leahy’s Shoveling Plan Backfires; BC Announces Second Snow Day This Week
LeahyStudent Life February 26, 2026
Taking matters into his own hands, Fr. William P. Leahy, S.J. announced an opportunity for students to shovel snow in exchange for $10.00 an hour in flex bucks.
Read more
LTE: My Intramural Pickleball Team Could SO Beat Every Women’s Olympic Team
Campus CultureStudent LifeWTF February 24, 2026
Watching all of the teams and analyzing their skills, I can confidently say that my intramural team could have absolutely beaten most, if not all, of the female Olympic teams. Even though my intramural team is for pickleball, plenty of my guys played JV, and some varsity hockey in high school. Those guys were top of their game at their New England prep schools, and could surely go right back to it if they played the women’s team.
Read more
ALERT: Everyone Else Is In Class Today, Idiot! Now Your Professor Hates You
Big IssuesCampus CultureWTF February 23, 2026
For the first time, each one of your classes has near perfect attendance. A total of 249/250 people in your 9:00 AM lecture are all happy, present, and ready to learn! Your professor is so proud of them. But you, you specifically, are absent. Fucking moron! Everyone is laughing at you!
Read more
Kostka Girls Spotted Tanning As February Temperatures Reach A Record 42 Degrees
Campus CultureStudent Life February 20, 2026
Spring has sprung on Boston College’s campus, with the 18 inches of snow on the ground dwindling down to a mere four. Puffers are unzipped, scarves have been stowed, and temperatures have climbed to a balmy 40 degrees (for a singular day).
Read more
As the Winter Olympics reach full swing, and countless midterm study opportunities are squandered by sports you didn’t know existed last week, our staff at The New England Classic have had our hearts captured by one specific event.
Read more
Chat-GPT, Please Summarize My Environmental Ethics Readings
School February 18, 2026
Malkingdom explained to the Classic that her “stupid fucking idiotic ethics class assigns like 30 pages per week of reading” and “legit the only way to survive the class is by using AI, sorry not sorry.” Despite the environmental harms of AI–water use, toxic electronic waste, and fossil fuel use–Malkingdom cited the harms to herself if she did all the readings: not being able to go to Barcelona on Thursday, less time snapping her huzz Tim, and neglecting her homework for other more important classes like Introduction to Hamilton the American Musical.
Read more