CSOM Student Announces Prestigious Internship At “Male-Centered App” Called Grindr
Campus CultureSexWTF November 5, 2025
“Yeah, I found it on Handshake. The company is completely male-centered which you don’t really see nowadays. It’s something I can appreciate.”
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14 Things YOUR (Yes YOUR) Stupid Ass Did While Blacked Out This Halloweekend
Campus CultureHolidaysStudent Life November 4, 2025
Did I say something to my friends that I shouldn’t have? Did I get a little too silly and text my ex again? We’re here to put some of these stressful questions to bed. It’s so much worse. You really fucked up. Here’s just some of what you got up to these last few days:
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Spooky! Your Situationship Wants To Do A Couples Costume
Campus CultureHolidaysSchoolStudent Life October 30, 2025
As students across BC College’s campus prepare their scariest costumes for Halloween, some are in for a spookier time than others. Any bachelor will tell you that few possibilities fuel their nightmares like the idea of defining a relationship.
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Spooky Dookie! BC Dining Strikes Again
DiningDorm StuffStudent Life October 29, 2025
He was surprised and delighted to find that his quesadilla was #phattt, even posting on his finsta story a boomerang captioned “bad day to be a quesadilla! mac workers blesssseddd today #weup!”
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Spooky: My Liberal Roommate Is Going To Murder Me
Campus CultureSpooky October 28, 2025
The next day, he asked me to come to the laundry room in O’Connell House with him. He asked me to climb inside the machine because “one of his socks was stuck,” but he lost me when he insisted I squeeze my entire body inside “to see if I fit out of curiosity.”
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BCRepublicans Protest Drag Brunch For “No Queen’s Day”
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life October 24, 2025
This past Saturday as “No Kings Day” protests swept the nation to protest the Trump Administration, the short, fat, and ugly eunuchs in BCRepublicans knew they needed to do something to stand up for their Daddy.
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McMullen Exhibit Looks Oddly Familiar: NEC Investigates The Heist
Big IssuesCampus Culture October 22, 2025
In response to this crisis, detectives at the Classic have begun investigating the situation—a credible source as they bring great experience having recently binged the Ocean’s One through Eleven.
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The Worst Person You Know Just Reminded You They’re NOT Going To Nashville For Fall Break
Dorm StuffDrinkingHolidaysStudent Life October 10, 2025
“To be honest, when my friends told me they were going to Nashville, I was pretty disappointed in them,” said Lou Zerr (MCAS ‘26). “As a free thinker, there’s just something that a weekend drinking in Nashville couldn’t give me. I think I need something a little more enriching.”
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Following Federal Government Shutdown, UGBC Vows To Continue Doing Absolutely Nothing
Big IssuesCampus Culture October 10, 2025
“Following the suit of our effective federal government,” said Munnyin Pockets (CSOM ‘28), “…We want to reassure the student body that our unique ability to accomplish absolutely nothing of substance will continue as usual.”
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I lifted my head to the ceiling, praying to whoever was listening to bring my baby back to me. And then, as if God himself heard my plea, I saw him floating across the student section.
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