Lululemon Girl After Learning About Pontius Pilate: “OMG He Created Pilates?”
SchoolStudent Life October 17, 2023
Lege’s comment sent concerned looks around the classroom, reminding everyone that even the most fashion-conscious among us can sometimes be the least history-savvy.
Read moreThe 10-Year Plan now calls for BC to level the Mods and build eight more Carneys in their place.
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BREAKING: The Most Narcissistic Person You know Just Launched A Podcast
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life October 14, 2023
“It just makes sense. Throughout the day, he records voice memos on his phone that he plays back at night to lull himself to sleep.”
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A Crowded Newton Bus And 4 Other Places You NEED To End Your Situationship In
Campus CultureStudent Life October 12, 2023
“It’s day 30 of my time here at BC, so I’d like to share my 5 favorite places to end things with the person who has made you incapable of feeling anything at all anymore.”
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BC’s Red Scare: Your RA Is A Communist
Campus CultureStudent Life October 11, 2023
According to the students, the ruling class is Father Leahy and his cabal of money grubbing bourgeois aristocrats hell bent on reaping the benefits of the cheap labor of student employees.
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“Once a man of God, now a God of love. This prim and proper priest who has spent the majority of his life being a figurehead at Boston College is ready to trade that position for a more pleasurable one”
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“Broke” Roommate Packs For Fall Break Trip To Paris
Campus CultureHolidaysStudent Life October 4, 2023
“Somewhere in the Boston Logan Airport, a plane prepares for its departure to Paris tomorrow. On that plane will be your destitute cash-strapped roommate whose mom couldn’t even book her the Four Seasons in time. But that will be a problem for tomorrow.”
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Father Leahy Seen Carrying $15 Million Dollar-Shaped Bag Out Of Conte After Pops
Uncategorized October 3, 2023
His usual black sports coat and white collar were replaced with a striped black and white jumpsuit and a cat burglar mask. Witnesses recall seeing him tiptoe around campus and make an exaggerated shushing motion whenever he was spotted.
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Parents Weekend Revelations! So That’s Why My Roommate Is Like That
Uncategorized September 29, 2023
Oh? Your roommate cries when someone raises their voice at them in the kitchen? I think we know where she got that one…her name is Tracy and she runs a tight ship on Thanksgiving.
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Super Original Girl Says “Why He Kinda…” Towards Every Dad During Parents Weekend
Campus CultureSex September 28, 2023
“She keeps pointing out these ugly ass old men and saying they’re hot,” said Oyed. “Like, yeah it was funny the first time, but now it’s just getting annoying and weird.”
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