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Five Reasons You Should Skip Class and Watch the Construction Men, Hard At Work In Their Big Trucks

Campus Culture Lists January 22, 2020

Class is only fun when movies. Usually teacher will only talk about stuff that is boring and makes me exhausted. Most of the time I am not listening because I am too busy thinking about trucks. But if there is YouTube or movie I will probably pay attention though.... Read more

Professor Asks For Name, Major, And Scopa Tu Manaa

Campus Culture School January 21, 2020

“Like, not to Bomboclaat, but she looks like how I feel about dropping this class.”

Student Takes Break From The Grind To Remind Social Media Followers The Grind Never Stops

Campus Culture Student Life December 16, 2019

O’NEILL LIBRARY — After waking up early to secure a desk cubicle on the fourth floor of O’Neill Library, Andrea Thompson (MCAS ’21) took a break from studying for her Introduction to Genomics final exam to upload a post to her Instagram story reminding her followers that “The Grind... Read more

Addazio Fired, May Miss Bowl Game

Addazio Big Issues December 2, 2019

ALUMNI STADIUM — It was reported late Sunday evening that Steve Addazio was dismissed from his position as head coach of the Boston College football team, and, as a result, may miss the team’s bowl game against a to-be-determined opponent later this December. The news comes less than twenty-four... Read more

LTE: Kaylee Brought Her Shitty New Boyfriend To Friendsgiving And He Sucks

Opinion Student Life November 26, 2019

After a long three months, I finally got a break to rest up at home before finals. It’s time to kick back, relax, and, apparently, listen to Kaylee’s shitty boyfriend talk about his dumbass idea for a startup. “They’ve only been dating for a month,” my friend Hannah told... Read more

Tornado Slams Into Carney, Causes $10 Million Worth Of Improvements

Campus Culture Student Life November 25, 2019

CARNEY HALL – This year’s unseasonable weather took another unexpected turn on Saturday as a tornado touched down on campus, curiously targeting only Carney Hall. However, the value of the land actually increased despite the fact that the entire structure was destroyed. This orphanage of arts and sciences bastard... Read more

Fucking Idiot Who Didn’t Lock The Door To The One-Person Bathroom Deserved To Be Walked In On

Campus Culture Student Life November 20, 2019

O’NEILL LIBRARY — Following a drawn-out investigation, the Boston College Board of Student Conduct deemed that Jared O’Ryan (CSOM ’23) deserved to be walked in on after neglecting to lock the door to the one-person bathroom in O’Neill Library. O’Ryan, no longer a “newbie” on campus having been here... Read more

Student Services: “Pee After Registration Or You’ll Get A UIS”

Big Issues Campus Culture Uncategorized November 19, 2019

For more tips and tricks, read our print issue this December. Read more

New Study Finds 32% of Freshmen Lose Virginity While Wearing Agape Latte Shirt

Campus Culture Sex November 13, 2019

Boston College Sex Freshmen

Mod Grills Migrate South For Winter

Dorm Stuff Student Life November 11, 2019

CHESTNUT HILL, MA — In one of the region’s most celebrated natural phenomena, Boston College’s native genus of outdoor cooking apparatus took to the skies on Monday morning, beginning their annual exodus to the sun-drenched concrete of Florida State University. Having come to the end of their three-month tailgating... Read more