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Newly Accepted Club Member Misinterprets Kidnapping For Kinky Sexual Roleplay

Freshmen Student Life September 9, 2019

FENWICK HALL — Boston College a capella group The Bostonians continued their long-standing tradition of “kidnapping” newly accepted members from their dorm rooms last Tuesday night. But the usually lighthearted tradition took an unexpected turn when one new member reportedly misinterpreted the situation as an extreme sexual roleplay, leading... Read more

Addazio Can’t Download Mobile Ticket On iPod Touch, Will Miss Richmond Game

Addazio Sports September 6, 2019

ALUMNI STADIUM — It was reported late Friday afternoon that Boston College head football coach Steve Addazio will miss this Saturday’s game against the Richmond Spiders because he is unable to download his mobile ticket onto his 2nd generation iPod Touch. BC Athletics implemented the new ticketing process this year... Read more

Freshman Disappointed Convocation Speaker Is Chris Wilson, Not Owen Wilson

Freshmen September 5, 2019

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Addazio’s Off-Campus Housing Lease Does Not Begin Until September 1, Will Miss Season Opener

Addazio Campus Culture August 30, 2019

KIRKWOOD ROAD — It was reported early Friday morning that Boston College head football coach Steve Addazio will miss his team’s season opener against Virginia Tech this weekend. The coach’s lease for his off-campus house on Kirkwood Road does not begin until September 1. It remains unclear why Addazio,... Read more

Couple Breaks Up After White Mountain Server Asks If They’re Paying Together Or Separate

Student Life July 25, 2019

A recent dispute had put the relationship on thin ice, according to Lynn — almost as thin as the ice cream of White Mountain’s competitors.

The New England Classic’s Summer Vacation Travel Guide: Chicago

Featured Lists Student Life July 17, 2019

Chicago. The Twindy Cities. From the Sioux for “Italians need not apply,” Chi-na-town is the perfect spot for a surprise summer getaway. With at least four and a half restaurants and a record-108 years without a single Italian in public office, planning a trip to the city can seem... Read more

NASDAQ To Headline Modstocks, Dow Jones To Open

Campus Culture April 23, 2019

WALL STREET — NASDAQ will headline this year’s Modstocks, the Campus Activities Board (CAB) announced Tuesday. Dow Jones, 2019 Battle of the Bonds winner, will open for the annual spring trading event. Last year’s headliner, the S&P 500, faced controversy after the index was found to support flat earth... Read more

“Hey, How Was Your Brake?” Asks Guy Inquiring About Roommate’s Car Inspection

Holidays Student Life April 22, 2019

IGNACIO HALL—Jeff Lube (MCAS ’19) received some interesting information yesterday when he asked his roommate how his brake was after getting his car inspected. “It was pretty good, actually,” responded Gary Michaels-Croswell (CSOM ’19). “Oil needed to be changed and had to get a headlight replaced, but other than... Read more

What To Do When Your French Roommate Jean-Pierre Labeouf Won’t Stop Putting Cigarette Ash In Your House Plants Even Though You Specifically Asked Him Not To

WTF April 20, 2019

Ugh, Jean-Pierre. Even saying his name makes you wince, like you just took a bite of a really shitty lemon. A lemon called Labeouf.

This Article Is Just 11 GIFs Of Kevin Spilling The Chili, And We Know You Sheeple Will Still Love It

WTF April 19, 2019

Why even bother writing a lede? Why bother putting effort into our content? Why bother doing anything at all when nothing matters except Kevin from The Office (U.S.) spilling the chili? Feast your simple brains on this. 1. Kevin spilling the chili 2. Kevin spilling the chili ... Read more