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New Study Finds 32% of Freshmen Lose Virginity While Wearing Agape Latte Shirt

New Study Finds 32% of Freshmen Lose Virginity While Wearing Agape Latte Shirt

Campus CultureSex November 13, 2019 The New England Classic

Boston College Sex Freshmen New Study Finds 32% of Freshmen Lose Virginity While Wearing Agape Latte Shirt

NEWTON CAMPUS  —  A new study published by the Office of Campus Ministry revealed that 32% of first-year students lost their virginity while wearing their Agape Latte shirts.  

Current freshman Maggie Carrol opened up to the Classic about the time she hit it off with her knight in shining T-shirt in the coffee line. As she recalled, things only got better from there.

“I was ready to deepen my relationship with God, but I was not ready to overcome my issues with intimacy,” Carrol said.  “Keeping the shirt on during sex was a great security blanket.” 

Carrol wasn’t the only student to find a steamy tension between their Catholic values and their lustful desires, though. Lucas Hayes (LSOE ’23) had a similar experience following his first Agape Latte where Fr. Michael Himes spoke about the power of hope, friendship, and love.

“I don’t know, it just really got me thinking,” Hayes said. “Hope, friendship, love all those things are great, but my main concern is that I’m constantly, like, super horny.” 

Hayes then described his conversation with a girl on the Newton bus who was wearing the Agape Latte shirt, a conversation which led him to receive his very first blowjob later that day.

“I mean, I’ve always believed in God,” Hayes said, “but now I really believe in heaven, if you know what I mean.” 

At press time, freshmen were seen giggling shyly as they reached for the same cookie from the banquet table and accidentally brushed hands.