ResLife Announces New 5-Man Suites In Alignment With Recent Vatican Announcement
Dorm StuffJesuitsResLife September 2, 2025
This new housing opportunity allows BC students to live together with their four closest “friends,” just like the Pope.
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Freshman Furry Excited For TAILgate
FreshmenSportsStudent Life August 29, 2025
With BC’s first football game of the season incoming, hundreds of freshmen prepare to blackout by 11 A.M. in front of their friends’ grandparents at a tailgate they weren’t even formally invited to. One freshman, Cain Ine (MCAS ‘29), is particularly thrilled at the prospect of a whole college ritual based on wearing tails and embracing that dog in us.
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Are Freshmen Getting Hotter? This Grad Student Thinks Yes!
Campus CultureFreshmenSexStudent Life August 28, 2025
With each August bringing increasingly large hordes of recent valedictorians, washed-up athletes, and guys named Jack, the question on every returning students’ mind remains the same: are freshmen getting hotter?
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BC seemingly injected Botox into the Nest, in an effort to charge $3.50 more on each item of food. This gentrification has now attracted the likes of small businesses like Erewhon, a family-owned smoothie shop based in L.A.
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This year all Mudstock participants are required to “wear tight-fitting, but tasteful, white tank tops and get hosed down before competing in games”.
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“What? How can he Ascend? That’s the girls only retreat and Jesus is literally the Son of God.”
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Barack Obama Added As Introductory Commencement Speaker
School April 16, 2025
Although students have already been buzzing about the thought of Dale Louie Richard’s wise and inspiring words, this short introductory speech will surely add a wonderful preface and act as a nice cherry on top.
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Man Cooks Up ALC Showdown Parlay Following Tragic March Madness Bracket Loss
Campus CultureSchoolStudent Life April 11, 2025
However, once he realized his mistake and discussed the issue with the boys (many of whom had made the same mistake) Swatcher realized that he could use the event to quench his thirst for competition and fuel his ever-present gambling addiction.
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For some, this means taking random extra classes just to fill their schedule. For others, like Phil Thee (CSOM ‘26), this means taking freshman core classes in their senior year.
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