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BC Ranked 189th In Free Speech: 10 Things You Can Now Say

Big Issues Featured September 17, 2024

BC is a free speech friendly campus! Boston College was recently ranked 189th out of 257 colleges and universities for free speech on campus. BC is proud to be ranked above universities such as Gulag State and Censorship Polytechnic.

Gassy Gasson Renovations, Bells Ring When Someone Passes Gas

Big Issues Campus Culture WTF September 16, 2024

Originally set for every quarter of the hour, the bells now ring every time someone passes gas. Even worse, an announcement echoes throughout the halls, sharing the name of who dealt it with the entire campus.

Uh Oh! Someone Just Mentioned Taylor Swift Around A 5’5” Man Who Loves Football

Big Issues Sports February 13, 2024

WHOVILLE — As Superbowl parties and parlays caked the American landscape this past Sunday, many fans of the game flocked to their television screens to view the biggest American sporting event of the year. Some of America’s biggest superstars, like Taylor Swift, Ice Spice, and Lady Gaga, were able... Read more

BREAKING: Part Two of THE PATH Revealed

Big Issues Campus Culture Drinking November 10, 2023

Sure, you might have seen the first page of #THEPATH, which includes things like the Eagles having to win out the league and Virginia having to beat Louisville in the games this weekend, but little did readers know that there was an entire second side of #THEPATH.

BC’s Legal Lineup: Predictions for Who’s Diving into the Swim & Dive Legal Battle

Big Issues Campus Culture Sex October 21, 2023

After getting a team suspension due to hazing, BC Swim & Dive is lawyered up and ready for action. As BC prepares to defend itself, the Classic has acquired a leaked list of finalists for Boston College’s representatives in the legal battle with Swim & Dive.

BC Alcohol Compliance Officer Ranked First in Jobs That Will Definitely Get You Laid

Big Issues Campus Culture Drinking Sex October 18, 2023

U.S. News posted the rankings this past week with The New England Classic Staff Writer and Monster Truck Driver coming in positions two and three, respectively. Both of those positions pull more sexual partners than all other jobs with the exception of Alcohol Compliance Officer.

Leahy’s 10-Year Plan: BC To Level The Mods, Build 8 More Carneys

Big Issues Leahy October 16, 2023

The 10-Year Plan now calls for BC to level the Mods and build eight more Carneys in their place.

BREAKING: The Most Narcissistic Person You know Just Launched A Podcast

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life October 14, 2023

“It just makes sense. Throughout the day, he records voice memos on his phone that he plays back at night to lull himself to sleep.”

Tour Groups are Back! 10 Projectiles to Throw at Them

Big Issues Campus Culture Lists September 20, 2023

DEVLIN HALL – What rhymes with azure poop and is always in your way? That’s right! A tour group! As you may have noticed, our gilded walkways have become infested with masses of prospective Boston College Eagles. It’s about time we take back our walkways, the walkways that were... Read more

“Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”: How One Confused CSOM Student Thought He Took A Foreign Language Class

Big Issues School WTF September 13, 2023

It wasn’t until further into the class that he heard the word “equity” and felt safe once again as he believed he was back in the magical land of finance.