BC’s Legal Lineup: Predictions for Who’s Diving into the Swim & Dive Legal Battle

Pound the gavel! After getting a team suspension due to hazing, BC Swim & Dive is lawyered up and ready for action. As BC prepares to defend itself,  the Classic has acquired a leaked list of finalists for Boston College’s representatives in the legal battle with Swim & Dive.

1.  BC Mock Trial
2.  Saul Goodman
3.  Your Cousin Vinny
4. Young Sheldon 
5. A Group of 7th grade girls
6. White mountain manager
7. The big scary manager at Mac
8. That guy who ate a rotisserie chicken every day for an entire month
9. Trisha Paytas Dressed as a Lawyer
10. The publicist who came up with Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift 
11. Azealia Banks
12. Azealia Banks’ publicist 
13. Bunny the Sheepadoodle who pushes the buttons to talk
14. Girl who didn’t even really want to be in your 8 man lol its fine I’m better off
15. Guy who knew of that artist before you did
16. Michael who took the MCAT

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