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BC Football Gets Sent To Glee Club

Big Issues Featured Sports September 6, 2023

At press time, the team was seen rehearsing a rendition of the cupid shuffle and getting slushies thrown in their face by the McKinley High football team.

BC Corrects Typo, Announces That Commencement Speaker Is Actually Ambassador To “The Crane”

Big Issues WTF April 21, 2023

“The Crane. Is. The. Moment. Have you fucking seen it?” administrator Crain Luver said. “It’s massive. Always doing stuff for the BC community. AND it has an ambassador- that’s epic. We honestly couldn’t have picked a better speaker.”

CSOM Students Search “What’s Going On In Ukraine Right Now” Following Commencement Speaker Announcement

Big Issues Campus Culture April 19, 2023

However, one quick google search informed Owt that Ukraine is in fact not a new peer-to-peer lending platform, but rather a nation state that is being viciously and unjustly invaded by neighboring Russia.

Film Bro Adds Chemistry Panopto To His Letterboxd

Big Issues March 13, 2023

After a long and strenuous chemistry lecture, hundreds of students fled a packed Devlin 008. While most students were crying over the upcoming test, or scribbling down the last words uttered by the professor, one student, Pret Entious (MCAS ’25) was spotted doing something completely different: rating the lecture on his prized Letterboxd account.

Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now

Big Issues Campus Culture Opinion ResLife February 20, 2023

MCELROY COMMONS– In today’s modern labor market, the true “9-5” may be going out of business. Replacing it are a slew of recently popularized streams of passive income. Students at BC are determined to not be left behind in the obsolete 9-5 world, and are constantly looking for ways... Read more

“We’re Actually Pretty Middle Class” Says Kid Whose Parents Started The War In Iraq

Big Issues Opinion February 17, 2023

GASSON HALL– The core curriculum, a cornerstone of Boston College’s educational pedagogy, offers many students the unique opportunity to discover that people have lived experiences. Professors often ask students to consider and share how their identities impact their lives. Overwhelmed by his peers sharing their identities and experiences that... Read more

Friend Whose Dad Works At McKinsey Is “Also Worried” About Postgrad

Big Issues Student Life February 16, 2023

O’Baby, who has been to the Turks and Caicos 14 times and spent a summer interning for former President Barack Obama, denies that her father’s position has afforded her any extra opportunities.

Super Generous Boyfriend Shares His Love With Multiple Women

Big Issues February 13, 2023

For the lucky few who survived the 2022-2023 cuffing season, love is in the air this week! And for a couple of BC women, one man will spread romance, legs, and an unquenchable burning sensation all week long.

Gasson Exhibiting Signs Of Napoleon Complex After Arrival Of Much Taller Crane

Big Issues Campus Culture January 26, 2023

“That big ole nerd? He stink. Nobody like crane,” replied Gasson in a clear exhibition of its newly developed Napoleon complex.

Receipt Reveals That Student Actually Did Order A Side Of Bug

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life WTF November 15, 2022

MCELROY COMMONS — Public scrutiny of Boston College Dining Services (BCDS) is higher than ever after student Damie J’Ambra (MCAS ’25) found a giant black bug in their meal. After a photo of the bug was published and quickly became viral on Monday, many students were questioning what BCDS... Read more