CSOM Students Search “What’s Going On In Ukraine Right Now” Following Commencement Speaker Announcement
Big IssuesCampus Culture April 19, 2023
However, one quick google search informed Owt that Ukraine is in fact not a new peer-to-peer lending platform, but rather a nation state that is being viciously and unjustly invaded by neighboring Russia.
Read moreFilm Bro Adds Chemistry Panopto To His Letterboxd
Big Issues March 13, 2023
After a long and strenuous chemistry lecture, hundreds of students fled a packed Devlin 008. While most students were crying over the upcoming test, or scribbling down the last words uttered by the professor, one student, Pret Entious (MCAS ’25) was spotted doing something completely different: rating the lecture on his prized Letterboxd account.
Read moreSlimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now
Big IssuesCampus CultureOpinionResLife February 20, 2023
“We’re Actually Pretty Middle Class” Says Kid Whose Parents Started The War In Iraq
Big IssuesOpinion February 17, 2023
Friend Whose Dad Works At McKinsey Is “Also Worried” About Postgrad
Big IssuesStudent Life February 16, 2023
O’Baby, who has been to the Turks and Caicos 14 times and spent a summer interning for former President Barack Obama, denies that her father’s position has afforded her any extra opportunities.
Read moreSuper Generous Boyfriend Shares His Love With Multiple Women
Big Issues February 13, 2023
For the lucky few who survived the 2022-2023 cuffing season, love is in the air this week! And for a couple of BC women, one man will spread romance, legs, and an unquenchable burning sensation all week long.
Read moreGasson Exhibiting Signs Of Napoleon Complex After Arrival Of Much Taller Crane
Big IssuesCampus Culture January 26, 2023
“That big ole nerd? He stink. Nobody like crane,” replied Gasson in a clear exhibition of its newly developed Napoleon complex.
Read moreReceipt Reveals That Student Actually Did Order A Side Of Bug
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent LifeWTF November 15, 2022
Due To Warm Weather, UCS Starts Support Group For Canada Goose Owners
Big IssuesCampus Culture November 11, 2022
“This warm weather has gotten really concerning lately,” said Sue Warm (CSOM ’25). “It shouldn’t be 65 degrees in November– it’s just not natural. We are biologically inclined to be wearing our Canada Goose jackets at this time of the year. Repressing this instinct is making us all feel super depressed. I’m so depressed, I’ve only been using Olaplex steps 3-5. I’m too depressed to even use steps 6-9.”
Read moreThat student is Political Science major Demi Crocy (MCAS ’25). “Yeah, the country has gone to shit in the past few years, but you have to weigh the benefits and the costs. One walk to the mail room could be what I consider ‘worth the effort,’ but then I would have to walk to another mailbox after I filled out my ballot. Think about it. Is it really worth it?”
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