BC Alcohol Compliance Officer Ranked First in Jobs That Will Definitely Get You Laid
Big IssuesCampus CultureDrinkingSex October 18, 2023
U.S. News posted the rankings this past week with The New England Classic Staff Writer and Monster Truck Driver coming in positions two and three, respectively. Both of those positions pull more sexual partners than all other jobs with the exception of Alcohol Compliance Officer.
Read moreThe 10-Year Plan now calls for BC to level the Mods and build eight more Carneys in their place.
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BREAKING: The Most Narcissistic Person You know Just Launched A Podcast
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life October 14, 2023
“It just makes sense. Throughout the day, he records voice memos on his phone that he plays back at night to lull himself to sleep.”
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Tour Groups are Back! 10 Projectiles to Throw at Them
Big IssuesCampus CultureLists September 20, 2023
“Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”: How One Confused CSOM Student Thought He Took A Foreign Language Class
Big IssuesSchoolWTF September 13, 2023
It wasn’t until further into the class that he heard the word “equity” and felt safe once again as he believed he was back in the magical land of finance.
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BC Football Gets Sent To Glee Club
Big IssuesFeaturedSports September 6, 2023
At press time, the team was seen rehearsing a rendition of the cupid shuffle and getting slushies thrown in their face by the McKinley High football team.
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BC Corrects Typo, Announces That Commencement Speaker Is Actually Ambassador To “The Crane”
Big IssuesWTF April 21, 2023
“The Crane. Is. The. Moment. Have you fucking seen it?” administrator Crain Luver said. “It’s massive. Always doing stuff for the BC community. AND it has an ambassador- that’s epic. We honestly couldn’t have picked a better speaker.”
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CSOM Students Search “What’s Going On In Ukraine Right Now” Following Commencement Speaker Announcement
Big IssuesCampus Culture April 19, 2023
However, one quick google search informed Owt that Ukraine is in fact not a new peer-to-peer lending platform, but rather a nation state that is being viciously and unjustly invaded by neighboring Russia.
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Film Bro Adds Chemistry Panopto To His Letterboxd
Big Issues March 13, 2023
After a long and strenuous chemistry lecture, hundreds of students fled a packed Devlin 008. While most students were crying over the upcoming test, or scribbling down the last words uttered by the professor, one student, Pret Entious (MCAS ’25) was spotted doing something completely different: rating the lecture on his prized Letterboxd account.
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Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now
Big IssuesCampus CultureOpinionResLife February 20, 2023