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“Let’s Get Dinner!” Says Mutual Who’s Low on Meal Plan Money and Wants to Rob You
November 17, 2023
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“We’re Just Like Taylor And Travis” Says Acapella Lead And Her Club Golf Boyfriend
November 16, 2023
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BREAKING: Part Two of THE PATH Revealed
November 10, 2023
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“I’m a Microcelebrity,” Says Girl Who Broods In Her Room 25/8
November 9, 2023
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Psych Major Cheats on Girlfriend; Explains He “Required Novel Stimuli”
November 9, 2023
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Arrupe Volunteer Gave Me A Wedgie And Stole My Lunch Money
November 6, 2023
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Uh Oh: Your Babygirl Hockey “Boyfriend” Is A Freshman
November 2, 2023
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Man Wearing Shorts in November Shocked You Didn’t Ask if He’s Cold
November 1, 2023
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Spooky! My Life Sucks Because I Didn’t Send that Text Chain in Sixth Grade
October 26, 2023
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SPOOKY: Your Boyfriend is a Little TOO Excited to be Ken
October 25, 2023
CHESTNUT HILL — Tension on campus has been palpable this week as the student body prepares for yet another heated UGBC election. After an intense series of debates, knocking on doors, and making Facebook profile picture frames, Thursday’s election will determine just which candidate will have the distinct honor...
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Historically, Boston College has refrained from using “weighted” words such as “racist,” “hate-crime,” and “responsible,” but Sunday’s summit faced that language head-on, aiming to exonerate its attendees of any reason to associate the phrases with themselves.
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CLEVELAND CIRCLE — A deal struck among the owners of Boston College’s favorite dive bar will allow Mary Ann’s to reopen its doors, but only for three weeks. Mary Ann’s, also known as MA’s (also ALSO known as Mary Ann’s Family Style Italian Restaurant), shuttered its doors last month...
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MARGOT CONNELL RECREATION CENTER™ — Boston College trustee associate Margot C. Connell (Hon. ’09) announced on Wednesday that she is looking forward to students using and enjoying the “New Plex” when it opens later this year. This nickname, already growing in popularity among the student body, is believed to...
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“I have lots more pairings coming soon,” Rider said. “I just copped some tobacco pods, I think they’ll go really well with unflavored Rubi. I’ll probably expand into dab pen stuff soon, that market is growing so fast, you know?”
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Here at The New England Classic, our editorial Sandwichboard rarely, if ever, directly comments on campus ongoings. In most normal situations, we believe that clever satire and silly photoshops can say a heck of a lot more than whatever comes out of soapbox shouting and editorial grandstanding. Unfortunately, this...
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CONTE FORUM — In just a few hours, hundreds of business casual-clad Boston College students will descend upon the Career and Internship Fair in the hopes of landing “the big one.” Resumes, business cards, and firm handshakes will all be exchanged in the name of capitalism, but one important...
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