CAB Offering $20 Kohls Cash To Boston City Limits Attendees
Campus CultureStudent Life January 24, 2020
For more timely, gripping, and mustard-slathered content, look out for our end of semester print issue. Read more
Five Reasons You Should Skip Class and Watch the Construction Men, Hard At Work In Their Big Trucks
Campus CultureLists January 22, 2020
Class is only fun when movies. Usually teacher will only talk about stuff that is boring and makes me exhausted. Most of the time I am not listening because I am too busy thinking about trucks. But if there is YouTube or movie I will probably pay attention though.... Read more
Professor Asks For Name, Major, And Scopa Tu Manaa
Campus CultureSchool January 21, 2020
“Like, not to Bomboclaat, but she looks like how I feel about dropping this class.”
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Student Takes Break From The Grind To Remind Social Media Followers The Grind Never Stops
Campus CultureStudent Life December 16, 2019
O’NEILL LIBRARY — After waking up early to secure a desk cubicle on the fourth floor of O’Neill Library, Andrea Thompson (MCAS ’21) took a break from studying for her Introduction to Genomics final exam to upload a post to her Instagram story reminding her followers that “The Grind... Read more
Tornado Slams Into Carney, Causes $10 Million Worth Of Improvements
Campus CultureStudent Life November 25, 2019
CARNEY HALL – This year’s unseasonable weather took another unexpected turn on Saturday as a tornado touched down on campus, curiously targeting only Carney Hall. However, the value of the land actually increased despite the fact that the entire structure was destroyed. This orphanage of arts and sciences bastard... Read more
Fucking Idiot Who Didn’t Lock The Door To The One-Person Bathroom Deserved To Be Walked In On
Campus CultureStudent Life November 20, 2019
O’NEILL LIBRARY — Following a drawn-out investigation, the Boston College Board of Student Conduct deemed that Jared O’Ryan (CSOM ’23) deserved to be walked in on after neglecting to lock the door to the one-person bathroom in O’Neill Library. O’Ryan, no longer a “newbie” on campus having been here... Read more
Student Services: “Pee After Registration Or You’ll Get A UIS”
Big IssuesCampus CultureUncategorized November 19, 2019
For more tips and tricks, read our print issue this December. Read more
New Study Finds 32% of Freshmen Lose Virginity While Wearing Agape Latte Shirt
Campus CultureSex November 13, 2019
Boston College Sex Freshmen
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UNKNOWN LOCATION — Despite your Snapchat streak, double texts, and dinner dates at Lower over the past month, Jake Miller (CSOM ’21) has reportedly decided to embrace the Halloween spirit this year by ghosting you. While most celebrate the holiday by carving pumpkins, dressing up, and watching horror movies,... Read more
