Student Services: “Pee After Registration Or You’ll Get A UIS”
Big IssuesCampus CultureUncategorized November 19, 2019
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New Study Finds 32% of Freshmen Lose Virginity While Wearing Agape Latte Shirt
Campus CultureSex November 13, 2019
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UNKNOWN LOCATION — Despite your Snapchat streak, double texts, and dinner dates at Lower over the past month, Jake Miller (CSOM ’21) has reportedly decided to embrace the Halloween spirit this year by ghosting you. While most celebrate the holiday by carving pumpkins, dressing up, and watching horror movies,... Read more
Campus VSCO Girls Successfully Unionize
Campus CultureStudent Life October 21, 2019
O’NEILL PLAZA — Seeking a unified representative body and the right to collectively bargain with outside parties, Boston College’s VSCO community announced on Tuesday the successful filing and formation of a union under University oversight. Citing multiple cases of intellectual theft by a number of anonymous Boston College students,... Read more
McELROY COMMONS — Capitalizing on the success of the Martin Jarmond clothing collection, the Boston College Bookstore unveiled its new “Jerry York Coffins” earlier this week. When asked for comment, Bookstore officials said the move was a no-brainer. “We know what the BC community wants,” said Bookstore manager William... Read more
SAP Releases Fake “Community Map,” Claims Newton Campus Is Part Of The BC Community
Campus CultureDorm StuffResLife October 1, 2019
DEVLIN HALL — The Student Admissions Program (SAP) came under fire Tuesday afternoon after a controversial press release stating Newton Campus is actually within the bounds of Main Campus. The release added that students on Newton could be assured that they would have an authentic experience of Chestnut Hill... Read more
Student Vapers Decide To Play It Safe And Chain Smoke Cigarettes
Big IssuesBostonCampus Culture September 26, 2019
RICHDALE FOOD SHOPS — After Governor Charlie Baker finalized the state-wide vape ban on Tuesday, Boston College Juulers announced their plans to take the “responsible course of action” and begin chain smoking cigarettes until electronic vaping devices are declared completely safe. “I know exactly how horrible cigarettes are for... Read more
Plexus Mortuus: Remembering The William J. Flynn Recreation Complex
Campus CultureSports September 10, 2019
Behold me razed to rubble mounds, My iv’ry peaks reduced to dust; Proudly raised to touch the clouds, I now return to earthen crust. See there my heir of Margot’s name, Who scowls upon my shambled wreck, Who cruelly saw me fit to maim And brought the blade upon... Read more
Addazio’s Off-Campus Housing Lease Does Not Begin Until September 1, Will Miss Season Opener
AddazioCampus Culture August 30, 2019
KIRKWOOD ROAD — It was reported early Friday morning that Boston College head football coach Steve Addazio will miss his team’s season opener against Virginia Tech this weekend. The coach’s lease for his off-campus house on Kirkwood Road does not begin until September 1. It remains unclear why Addazio,... Read more