“We’re Totally Grabbing Lunch Over Break,” Say High School Friends Who Will Definitely Not Be Grabbing Lunch Over Break
HolidaysStudent Life November 23, 2021
However, after a stroke of inspiration while scooting to his finance class, Speedster has decided to do what no other Boston College Athlete has done: scoot on home for the holidays. “Yeah I mean this bad boy can get me to Playa Bowls and back, why can’t I scoot to Florida?”
Read moreSPOOKY! Casper Grew Up, and He’s Anti-Vaxx
CoronavirusHolidaysSpooky October 27, 2021
Mr. Ghost began his presentation by calling the Pfizer vaccine “Commy Kool-Aid”, and global lockdowns “nothing more than an attempt to keep old guys like me off the streets.”
Read moreStudent Who Moved Home Just Now Realizing His Parents Got Divorced
HolidaysStudent Life December 9, 2020
“If the bomb is found and deactivated successfully, the student responsible will win a free personal training session at the Plex, along with a $20 Flat Breads gift card. If the device is not found, the scale of destruction could be incomprehensible. “
Read more“At press time, hundreds of New Jerseryan students were queued up at the Newton Center Shell station, waiting for someone else to pump their gas.”
Read moreMuch like this year’s forbidden Thanksgiving gatherings nationwide, dinner on The Heights will be bland, tough to swallow, and overwhelmingly white.
Read moreFive Things to Convert Your Friend’s Room Into After They Leave for Break
Campus CultureHolidays November 16, 2020
The number one request of all Boston College students from 2005-2019 has been more meat lockers available to undergrads.
Read moreSix Polite Ways To Get Your Roommates To Stop Listening To Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving
Campus CultureHolidays November 10, 2020
“Have your roommates already started listening to Christmas music? If you answered ‘yes’ or ‘possibly’ or ‘I CANNOT THINK STRAIGHT ENOUGH TO READ THIS BECAUSE THAT CATCHY SNOWMISER/HEATMISER SONG FROM The Year Without a Santa Claus IS ALREADY STUCK IN MY HEAD,’ we have you covered with six polite ways to get your roommates to stop playing Christmas music so early.”
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