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Cardboard Cutouts File Out Of Alumni At Halftime

Coronavirus Sports Student Life September 28, 2020

“If I can contribute to the team by giving them the familiar sense of an empty stadium at halftime, regardless of the score, just so we can all go home and do literally nothing, well I’m happy to do it.”

BC Defends Testing Inaccuracies: “We Were Grading On A Curve”

Campus Culture Coronavirus September 23, 2020

SAINT MARY’S HALL — In response to recent charges of negligence and misreporting, Boston College representatives have released statements defending its testing strategy. “Look, this is college, right?” reported University Spokesperson, Jack Dunn, “And what do you do in college? Anyone? Okay fine, I’ll tell you: you grade on... Read more

Joy Moore Releases New Statement Blaming You, Specifically

Coronavirus Student Life September 21, 2020

“There’s one person at fault here. It’s not me, it’s not the administration, it’s just one person,” she told us, referring to You.

What The Fuck: Molly On Campus Without Mask

Campus Culture Coronavirus WTF September 1, 2020

The Classic tried to reach Molly’s owner’s wife for comment, but we were unable to make contact.

University Purchases “Great Big Retreat Center Upstate” For COVID Isolation

Coronavirus Leahy August 31, 2020

Like what you see? Feeling short of breath? Zoom around our site for more single-serve, plastic-wrapped content! Read more

The New England Classic Quarantine Guide

Coronavirus Dorm Stuff August 28, 2020

Start your worst year of college off on your best foot!

The New England Classic’s Summer 2020 Vacation Travel Guide: Florida

Big Issues Coronavirus July 27, 2020

Boy oh boy, you needed this!

University Confirms Nicotine Patches To Be Sold At Concessions

Campus Culture Coronavirus Student Life July 20, 2020

YAWKEY ATHLETIC CENTER — In a controversial press release, Boston College Athletic Director Patrick Kraft announced on Saturday that the University had approved the sale of nicotine patches in Alumni Stadium and Conte Forum. The specialty patches, reportedly dubbed “EagleBuzz”, will join the 2018 inclusion of beer and wine... Read more

How to Entertain Yourself During Quarantine (Budget Edition)

Coronavirus Lists April 19, 2020

Hey! Are you back living in your childhood bedroom? Are you a broke college student who is hurting from not being included in the COVID relief bill and rationing money to buy weed from that kid who dropped out of your high school? Are you already sick of your... Read more

Touched By Tragedy: Todd Was Supposed To Be In Barcelona This Weekend

Abroad Coronavirus April 9, 2020

WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NEW YORK — Having returned home more than two months early from his semester abroad in Dublin, Todd Lombardi (CSOM ’21) has reportedly been reminding his family he was “supposed to be in Barcelona this weekend.” The sentiment, while heartfelt, seemingly ignores the push notifications on his... Read more