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Satan Visited Campus Today, And Yup, It Was Awesome

Campus Culture WTF October 22, 2021

“Yep. It was awesome,“ said Tugger Moatroder (MCAS ’23).

Sophomore Goes on Retreat for Three Months to Six Years

Student Life WTF October 21, 2021

“Many students have reported rigorous fingerprinting procedures and are supposedly required to have a session with a Boston-based criminal defense attorney.”

Jerry York Really Just 1300 Peppermint Patties In A Human Suit

Sports WTF October 15, 2021

Some staff members have been arguing that being made of chocolate makes you unqualified to coach a premier Division I hockey program, yet the players seem to be attracted to his unique method.

BC Postpones Divestment To Give World Time To Forget Harvard Did It First

Jesuits Leahy WTF October 13, 2021

Father Leahy supposedly told the senior staff assembled that he would “not let it look like we’re copying those Ivy League fucks,” his frock crumbling with disdain as if it were flustered as well.

Warning: This Article Is Rated R

Big Issues WTF October 5, 2021

You read the headline and continued on to the article, so I’ll just assume you are, in fact, qualified to consume media that is R-Rated. By qualified, I don’t just mean age. Legally, anybody over the age of 17 can watch a Rated R movie, but simply being over... Read more

Micropipette Demonstration Starting To Sound Suspiciously Like Bad Sex

Sex WTF October 4, 2021

“The professor was trying to fill an electrophoresis gel and was just like, ‘Can you see if it went in there?’” said Emma Barrist, a sophomore biology major. “And as if that wasn’t enough, then he goes, ‘You just have to push gently and then release after the second stop, even though I can never tell if it’s all the way in.’”

Students Storm Field After Beating Newton North 24-20

Campus Culture Drinking WTF September 29, 2021

“We’re confident that that will translate well to this week’s matchup at Clemson. In a lot of ways, Newton North and Clemson have very similar defensive styles.”

Short Guy Thinks The Virtual Career Fair Went Well

Coronavirus WTF September 27, 2021

For the past 18 months, though, Tim has had one less thing to worry about during the already stressful recruiting process. The widespread use of Zoom and similar teleconferencing technologies have leveled the playing field for undersized individuals, as the short appear the same as the tall through the fallible eyes of the webcam.

Uhmm, Okay? Freshman Just Introduced Himself As A “Pee-Scholar”

Campus Culture Freshmen WTF September 20, 2021

CONNELL RECREATION CENTER — What would have been a casual game of pick-up basketball was derailed last Thursday when one of the first-year players led with a puzzling remark. As the freshmen made small talk while waiting for a court to open, one casually referred to himself as something... Read more

Father Leahy Becomes A Whale, Changes Tuition To Krill

Leahy WTF September 15, 2021

Dwight Jesse (MCAS ’25), one of the students designing the pool, offered some valuable insight: “He really turned himself into a whale. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”