Satan Visited Campus Today, And Yup, It Was Awesome
Campus CultureWTF October 22, 2021
“Yep. It was awesome,“ said Tugger Moatroder (MCAS ’23).
Read moreSophomore Goes on Retreat for Three Months to Six Years
Student LifeWTF October 21, 2021
“Many students have reported rigorous fingerprinting procedures and are supposedly required to have a session with a Boston-based criminal defense attorney.”
Read moreSome staff members have been arguing that being made of chocolate makes you unqualified to coach a premier Division I hockey program, yet the players seem to be attracted to his unique method.
Read moreFather Leahy supposedly told the senior staff assembled that he would “not let it look like we’re copying those Ivy League fucks,” his frock crumbling with disdain as if it were flustered as well.
Read moreWarning: This Article Is Rated R
Big IssuesWTF October 5, 2021
“The professor was trying to fill an electrophoresis gel and was just like, ‘Can you see if it went in there?’” said Emma Barrist, a sophomore biology major. “And as if that wasn’t enough, then he goes, ‘You just have to push gently and then release after the second stop, even though I can never tell if it’s all the way in.’”
Read moreStudents Storm Field After Beating Newton North 24-20
Campus CultureDrinkingWTF September 29, 2021
“We’re confident that that will translate well to this week’s matchup at Clemson. In a lot of ways, Newton North and Clemson have very similar defensive styles.”
Read moreShort Guy Thinks The Virtual Career Fair Went Well
CoronavirusWTF September 27, 2021
For the past 18 months, though, Tim has had one less thing to worry about during the already stressful recruiting process. The widespread use of Zoom and similar teleconferencing technologies have leveled the playing field for undersized individuals, as the short appear the same as the tall through the fallible eyes of the webcam.
Read moreUhmm, Okay? Freshman Just Introduced Himself As A “Pee-Scholar”
Campus CultureFreshmenWTF September 20, 2021
Dwight Jesse (MCAS ’25), one of the students designing the pool, offered some valuable insight: “He really turned himself into a whale. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”
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