10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Be At The Boston Logan International Airport
April 16, 2021
Yikes: BC Dining Ordered Too Many Clams
April 15, 2021
Wicked Pissah: Roommate Has Strong Stream
April 13, 2021
“BC Before Dark” To Offer Sippy Cups For Little Stupid Babies Who Can’t Drink
April 12, 2021
16 Signs There’s A Furry Sleeping Next To You
April 9, 2021
Class of 2019 To Receive Second Commencement
April 7, 2021
University Approves Pine Manor Conjugal Visits
April 6, 2021
Happy For Him: The Guy That Left Us a Year Ago Is Experiencing Great Success
April 2, 2021
Sustainability Pledge: Pee In Your Brita
April 1, 2021
WOAH! Boy Legs!
March 31, 2021
LINDEN LANE — Owing to an anonymous source, The Classic has obtained Boston College’s tax records dating back to the early 1870s, giving the clearest picture of the University’s finances to date and revealing centuries of chronic tax evasion and seemingly complete impunity from the United States’ tax code.... Read more
“With enough preparation, they should be able eat like grown-ups by the time they make it to the break room at Goldman Sachs.”
The Classic tried to reach Molly’s owner’s wife for comment, but we were unable to make contact.
ST. ELIZABETH’S HOSPITAL — Following months of intensive consultations, representatives of the Thomas P. O’Neill estate announced on Monday that the famed O’Neill Library Answer Wall, which has been candidly answering anonymous questions since 2017, had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s Disease. “We were deeply saddened when we received the... Read more
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THE MODULARS — The temporary housing units known as the ‘Mods’, beloved by seniors and yearned after by freshmen, celebrate their fiftieth birthday this year. The Mods are often featured on Instagram and other forms of social media, and recently a picture of them with Kelly O’Brian (LOSE ’21),... Read more
Ugh, Jean-Pierre. Even saying his name makes you wince, like you just took a bite of a really shitty lemon. A lemon called Labeouf.
Why even bother writing a lede? Why bother putting effort into our content? Why bother doing anything at all when nothing matters except Kevin from The Office (U.S.) spilling the chili? Feast your simple brains on this. 1. Kevin spilling the chili 2. Kevin spilling the chili ... Read more
FULTON HALL — A report been done has say that CSOM bad. This report done by CSOM (bad) and confirmding this is the school’s spokesguy who speaks at school and says, “CSOM bad.” Students in and teachers at Boston’s College are agree with CSOM bad. MCAS guy Steven Stevens,... Read more
We’re tired of people not taking us seriously as a legitimate source of news and journalism here at BC. So fine, you want real reporting, you’ll get real reporting. Here’s a ranking of every letter in the alphabet from worst to best. 26) W – The clear choice for... Read more
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