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Grindr Surpasses Claude As Most Used Site In CSOM
November 2, 2026
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Spooky! Fifth Friend In Group Gets Assigned A Costume
November 2, 2026
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Spooky! Guy’s Halloween Costume Leaves Little To The Imagination
November 1, 2026
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Spooky! Girlfriend Wonders Why Boyfriend’s Yellow Minion Costume Turned Green
October 29, 2026
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Physics Major Asks Lab Partner To “Torque” On It
October 23, 2026
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BCIC Invests In Shein Ahead Of Last-Minute $2 Costume Purchases
October 21, 2026
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2 Dead, 13 Injured, And 4 Missing After Fr. Jack’s Post-Inauguration Rave
October 20, 2026
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Report Finds That Approximately 98% Of Burns Library Artifacts Just Antique Smut
October 19, 2026
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Alumni Breaking Into Your Mod Says It’s Chill Because He “Lived Here In ’81”
October 16, 2026
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Blimey! Exchange Student From Liverpool Buzzin’ For Fr. Jack’s “Coronation”
October 15, 2026
“Now I’m only sad right before I go to bed, and that’s only if I’m not too exhausted to fall asleep before I have time to reflect on how unhappy I am!”
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O’Neill Plaza Church — While at Mass of the Holy Spirit, a tradition at the beginning of the school year for Jesuit high schools and universities throughout the world, junior Shane McCarthy (CSOM ’18) uttered the words “and also with you” in response to Father Leahy’s “peace be with...
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LINDEN LANE — Wandering through campus on a hot afternoon late last week, adventurous freshman Bobby McGallian (CSOM ‘20) found himself lost in the Memorial Labyrinth behind Bapst Library. Overwhelmed by the first week of college and the demands of his core classes, McGallian was looking to blow off...
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DUBLIN, IRELAND — After a record-breaking 0-8 record in the ACC last season, Boston College’s football team appears to be getting off to another rough start before even touching the field. Head coach Steve Addazio, somehow ignoring months of reminders from Brad Bates and the rest of the athletic department...
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NEWTON CAMPUS — It’s early August, and that means that first year housing assignments are now live! For the many freshmen who have been placed on Upper campus, this is a time for celebration—a computer system has randomly decided to make you cool. No, seriously, it’s as simple as...
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STOKES HALL — Wearing a devilish grin that only she knew the true meaning behind, English professor Sheila Brownstone brought three dozen donuts from Dunkin to her final Studies in Narrative class on Thursday at 10:30 AM. While her students think that Professor Brownstone is “just the sweetest,” others...
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DUCHESNE EAST (UGH, IT SUCKS)—The eye rolls in Stuart Dining Hall were audible late last week when Moe Vaughn was overheard complaining about living on Newton Campus. Although bitching about living on the satellite campus is a typical coming-of-age tradition for roughly 40% of the freshman class each year,...
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Tout predicts that the hardest stretch of his Monday afternoon will occur roughly around 20 beers into the drinking marathon, which is widely referred to as the infamous “Heart Failure Hill.”
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FROM THE CLASSIC’S EDITORIAL BOARD: Like a potato reaching the apex of golden crispiness in an oven at a roasting 375ºF, the UGBC presidential campaign season is drawing near its end. After several contentious debates and extensive campaigning, the field has narrowed to only three teams, who have all...
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