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Overinvolved Sophomore Finally Busy Enough To Forget Crippling Loneliness

Featured Old Articles Student Life September 12, 2016

“Now I’m only sad right before I go to bed, and that’s only if I’m not too exhausted to fall asleep before I have time to reflect on how unhappy I am!”

Guy Who Just Said ‘And Also With You’ Clearly Hasn’t Done This In A While

Holidays Jesuits Old Articles School September 8, 2016

O’Neill Plaza Church — While at Mass of the Holy Spirit, a tradition at the beginning of the school year for Jesuit high schools and universities throughout the world, junior Shane McCarthy (CSOM ’18) uttered the words “and also with you” in response to Father Leahy’s “peace be with... Read more

Freshman Gets Stuck in Labyrinth Behind Bapst

Freshmen Old Articles Service September 5, 2016

LINDEN LANE — Wandering through campus on a hot afternoon late last week, adventurous freshman Bobby McGallian (CSOM ‘20) found himself lost in the Memorial Labyrinth behind Bapst Library. Overwhelmed by the first week of college and the demands of his core classes, McGallian was looking to blow off... Read more

Leahy Attends Student Involvement Fair: ‘This Is The Semester I Put Myself Out There’

Freshmen Jesuits Leahy Old Articles September 2, 2016

It’s never too late to get involved!

Addazio Will Coach In Ireland Via Skype After Forgetting To Renew Passport

Addazio Old Articles Sports September 1, 2016

DUBLIN, IRELAND — After a record-breaking 0-8 record in the ACC last season, Boston College’s football team appears to be getting off to another rough start before even touching the field. Head coach Steve Addazio, somehow ignoring months of reminders from Brad Bates and the rest of the athletic department... Read more

BC Places 1% of Freshmen on Georgia State’s Newton Campus

Freshmen Old Articles School Student Life August 1, 2016

NEWTON CAMPUS — It’s early August, and that means that first year housing assignments are now live! For the many freshmen who have been placed on Upper campus, this is a time for celebration—a computer system has randomly decided to make you cool. No, seriously, it’s as simple as... Read more

Professor Brings Food On Last Day Of Class To Fatten Her Calves Before Slaughter

Old Articles School May 5, 2016

STOKES HALL — Wearing a devilish grin that only she knew the true meaning behind, English professor Sheila Brownstone brought three dozen donuts from Dunkin to her final Studies in Narrative class on Thursday at 10:30 AM. While her students think that Professor Brownstone is “just the sweetest,” others... Read more

Insufferable Freshman Still Complaining About Living On Newton

Old Articles May 3, 2016

DUCHESNE EAST (UGH, IT SUCKS)—The eye rolls in Stuart Dining Hall were audible late last week when Moe Vaughn was overheard complaining about living on Newton Campus. Although bitching about living on the satellite campus is a typical coming-of-age tradition for roughly 40% of the freshman class each year,... Read more

Senior Completes Arduous Marathon Monday Drinking Training Regimen

Holidays Old Articles Student Life April 12, 2016

Tout predicts that the hardest stretch of his Monday afternoon will occur roughly around 20 beers into the drinking marathon, which is widely referred to as the infamous “Heart Failure Hill.”

The NEC Endorses An Autocratic Monarchy For UGBC Executive Presidency

Old Articles March 30, 2016

FROM THE CLASSIC’S EDITORIAL BOARD: Like a potato reaching the apex of golden crispiness in an oven at a roasting 375ºF, the UGBC presidential campaign season is drawing near its end. After several contentious debates and extensive campaigning, the field has narrowed to only three teams, who have all... Read more