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Roommate Absolutely Covered In Blood Wants To Know If You Have Tide Stick

Student Life WTF March 18, 2021

Another Iggy 5 resident, Tye Duh (LSOE ‘21), later reported seeing Wonply wandering the hall knocking on doors and screaming, “Ya know Tide to Go? The perfect size for travel? Removes even the toughest stains quick and on the spot?”

Bookstore Sends Official Statement On 1919 Anglo-Irish War, Also A 25% Off Coupon On A Hat

Big Issues Campus Culture School Student Life March 17, 2021

BOSTON COLLEGE BOOKSTORE — This week, the Boston College Bookstore broke a longstanding precedent of apolitical neutrality when they released an official statement on the clash between Irish Republicans and the British Government, which ended nearly 100 years ago, in their routine email blast to the student body. The... Read more

Positive Cases Continue To— Woah, I Just Had Crazy Déjà Vu

Coronavirus Student Life March 10, 2021

I was going to write an article about why coronavirus cases on campus are increasing at an alarming rate, but I was hit with a crazy sense of Déjà Vu in the middle of writing the headline.

March Madness: Roommate Has Stage 3 Syphilis

Sex Student Life WTF March 9, 2021

WALSH HALL — Spring fever took on a whole new meaning Sunday when Michael Lennon (CSOM ’23) was diagnosed with tertiary syphilis by University Health Services. The news came after weeks of erratic behavior by Lennon that concerned his friends and peers. Lennon initially disregarded his symptoms, writing off... Read more

5 Signs That Your Sorry Ass Got Dropped From The 8-Man

ResLife Spooky Student Life March 8, 2021

Sadly, much like Julius Caesar or Meghan Markle, many students are about to find themselves stabbed in the back by those they once called friends.

Ten Dorm Decorations That Are Absolutely Red Flags

Dorm Stuff ResLife Student Life February 25, 2021

Whether you’re going over to someone’s dorm to seal the deal, work with a classmate on a group project, or you’re an RA who’s about to inform residents that they’ve been suspended by the University — nothing says more about the person living in a room than how they... Read more

Massachusetts To Use BC’s Gym Reservation Software To Schedule Vaccines

Coronavirus Student Life February 19, 2021

“Working in conjunction with our partners in Chestnut Hill, the Massachusetts Department of Public Health will be providing the remaining doses of both the Moderna and the Pfizer COVID vaccines throughout the state using this newly revamped, state of the art scheduling infrastructure,” Baker announced.

The Wolf of Comm. Ave: This Guy Made $1.37 Day-Trading on Robinhood

Student Life February 18, 2021

At press time, Jones was seen listening to “Jordan Belfort” on loop while applying to senior-level management positions at several top Wall Street firms.

Roommate’s Boyfriend Discovers Dishwasher

Dorm Stuff Student Life February 12, 2021

“‘Can I put this in here?’ he asked me, and crammed it into the cup section before I could ask him to rinse it out first. But still, baby steps! We’re so proud of the little guy” she laughed.

“That’s Not A Buick,” Reports Student Staring At Buick

Big Issues Student Life February 10, 2021

“What, the black one? With the big front grill? Tinted windows? Four-door? V6? Looks about ‘08, ‘09 maybe? Apple CarPlay™? Rear-wheel drive? Automatic heated seats? Yeah, that’s not a Buick bro, nice try” Ford exclaimed to the Buick’s owner.