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Guy Who Hates Christmas Ready To Make It His Whole Personality

Campus Culture Holidays November 1, 2022

Neighbor Holly Day (LSOE ’23) said, “My roommates and I were just enjoying our evening, stringing lights in the living room, when all of a sudden there was a deafening knock on the door. When I opened the door, I was greeted by a fervent noise complaint from an angry man in a nightcap who looked like he could have been either 22 or 82.”

SPOOKY: Blandest Person You Know Going As Maddy From Euphoria For Halloween

Campus Culture Spooky Student Life October 27, 2022

One young avant-garde, Mary Muhndane (MCAS ’25), was blessed with a stroke of genius with the most original idea to go as Maddy from the little-watched trauma porn, I mean show, Euphoria, on HBO.

Game Of Thrones Spin-Off “House Of Roncastle” Coming To HBO In Spring 2023

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff Featured October 17, 2022

House of Roncastle is to be a 10-episode-long tale of the illustrious Roncalli Hall, a safe haven for neglected and worthless sophomores of Boston College.

5 Rights You Need To Know Before Appearing In Homecoming Court

Campus Culture Lists Student Life October 7, 2022

Before appearing in homecoming court on Friday, be sure to remember these FIVE Constitutionally-protected legal rights. Don’t let your freedom be compromised!

Squash Team Eagerly Awaits Selection At Fall Harvest

Campus Culture Sports Student Life October 6, 2022

For the past ten years, BC squashes have consistently been rated #1 in plumpness, #3 in unwarranted big ego, and #867 in general wanker-ness by the New England Parental Organization of Talented International Squash Mothers (N.E.P.O.T.I.S.M.).

Colorblind Student Disappointed With First New England Fall

Campus Culture Freshmen October 5, 2022

“I don’t get it. The colors aren’t that different. They’re just like… muted? Sure, the trees are little bit grayer than normal. That’s cool, I guess. I just feel like I’m missing something.”

Parents Weakened? Yeah, My Parents Were Weakened By The 2008 Recession!

Big Issues Campus Culture September 29, 2022

Hessian and her family were drastically affected by the housing crisis of the late 2010s. Her father, a sketchy mortgage lender, was allegedly responsible for the utter decimation of housing prices in the New York City suburban area.

Local Inventor Excited About Patents Weekend

Campus Culture Student Life September 27, 2022

“I could’ve sworn I heard it was Patents Weekend. I thought it would be a good networking opportunity to put my name on a larger, global map,” Gadget confessed. “Now I have all of my thingamabobs and whos-its with me for nothing.”

ICYMI: Kyle Leads 3-Hour Game Of ISpy

Campus Culture Student Life WTF September 26, 2022

Kyle began, binoculars in hand: “I spy with my little eye… something green!” obviously referring to the t-shirt of someone in the 3rd row.

Students Die Of Laughter After Classmate Wears ‘BC Dad’ Shirt At Tailgate

Campus Culture Sports September 18, 2022

Ina Vator (CSON ’24), sent shockwaves through the Mod Lot during this weekend’s tailgates by premiering her most avant-garde, commentorial outfit to date. What could this outfit possibly be, you ask? Vator’s renaissance of fashion and comedy was brought about by her shirt: a maroon ‘Boston College Dad’ shirt, artfully crafted into a tube top that looks like it could fall off at any second.