Kyle Backs Out Of Stokes Set And Is Replaced By Father John Misty, Angering BC Jesuits
Campus CultureJesuits September 16, 2022
With song titles like “Fun Times in Babylon,” “God’s Favorite Customer,” and “Holy Shit,” it is easy to see how Administration was fooled, though a quick Google search would have shown that Misty has a history of openly criticizing Christianity. Fr. Leahy added, “When I looked him up on the computer, I started crying.”
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Was That Tree There Yesterday? Keeping Up With BC Landscaping
Campus Culture September 13, 2022
The answer lies in BC’s shrewd landscapers. They sneak onto their excavators in the dead of night to dig up the vegetation around campus, giggling amongst themselves in anticipation of the confusion that will follow the next day as students begin to question their knowledge of a campus they thought they knew.
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Can He Do That? Girlfriend Laments Losing Boyfriend to Add/Drop
Campus CultureSchool September 7, 2022
Today marks the last day of the Add/Drop period at BC, meaning it’s the last chance for students to enroll in a new course or leave a course that they didn’t quite love.For one senior boy, it meant dropping a girl he didn’t quite love.
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“Crappy Asstivities Bored” And 13 Other Alternate Acronyms For CAB
Campus CultureFeatured April 21, 2022
Ultimate Frisbee Teams Throw Pizzas Across Comm. Ave, Receive Crazy Dough’s Sponsorship
BostonCampus CultureDrinking April 19, 2022
After getting the green light from the owner of Dough’s, Roni knew that she needed to get as many hands on deck as possible. She sent a text to Veggie Dude (CSOM ’22), captain of the Men’s Club Ultimate Frisbee team, to ask if his team could offer a few handlers. He was initially skeptical but eventually got on board. “I didn’t want to say yes at first because I knew I’d have a few beers in me, but then I remembered I play almost every club game drunk.”
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Pontius Pilate: Slay Or Nay?
Campus CultureJesuits April 15, 2022
Student Walks By Admissions Tour With Mature Confidence, Everybody Cheers
Campus CultureStudent Life March 3, 2022
Members of the tour group reported that Richie Walker (MCAS ’23) caught all of their attention as he walked by them. Their tour guide kept speaking, but all of their gazes were glued to this BC Adonis and his powerful stride. Once he passed the oggly spectators, they all cheered for him, some even clad with cowbells and megaphones.
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Tinder Date Says There’ll Be Eight Inches of Snow; Probably Gonna Be More Like Five
Campus CultureStudent Life February 25, 2022
In an effort to clear any confusion, Pump said, “Eight inches. It’s gonna snow eight inches. And who even cares exactly how many inches it snows? And honestly eight inches is too much snow anyways. If it snowed five and a half inches I think that’d be the perfect amount.”
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BC Club Lacrosse Has Away Games This Weekend; Campus Rejoices
Campus CultureSports February 20, 2022
“Let us rejoice, and be glad!” said Father Moly, “For Boston College Men’s Club Lacrosse will be out of Boston from Friday to Sunday!” St. Ignatius erupted into raucous cheers the likes of which haven’t been heard since the church’s inception 96 years ago.
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