SPOOKY: Blandest Person You Know Going As Maddy From Euphoria For Halloween
SHEIN HEADQUARTERS — With Halloween comes the immense, crushing burden to come up with the perfect, unique costume that will stick out amongst the sea of vampires, tennis players, and sexualized children’s story characters which will be remembered by absolutely no one the following week. The stakes are unbelievably high – what does this costume say about who you are at your most fundamental level? Do you have any self worth at all or was that hate on your middle school Ask.fm profile justified?
One young avant-garde, Mary Muhndane (MCAS ’25), was blessed with a stroke of genius with the most original idea to go as Maddy from the little-watched trauma porn, I mean show, Euphoria, on HBO.
Muhndane, a Newton Country Day School alum who loves to go home on the weekends to visit her family and golden retriever named Sammy, is an avid fan of the show for its gritty, realistic portrayal of high school.
“The idea just came to me one night when I was scrolling through Ti- I mean reading the New York Times – and seemed perfect because I always felt I was a little bit like Maddy,” said the self-identifying girlboss.
New England Classic investigators have since located a TikTok under Muhndane’s liked videos with the caption, “Halloween costumes for baddieeees.” In the video, a 13 year old girl who turned the parental privileges off her HBO profile outlines the idea to dress as Maddy.
After committing to her costume, Muhndane set to work on garnering pieces for such a niche ensemble. She eventually stumbled upon the necessary attire for Maddy’s bodysuit from the infamous carnival episode on the small, locally owned boutique site Sheeeen.
“Yeah, that’s Sheeeen spelled ‘S-H-E-E-E-E-N,’” Muhndane specified.
Editor’s Note: In the interest of journalistic integrity, The New England Classic does wish to express that, despite being one of many, Muhndane did in fact lowkey pop off, slay, eat it, etc. in her Cut Out Waist Boot Cut pants (US $2.99) and Plunging Neckline Crop (US 89¢).
Also, we discovered in our investigations that Muhndane’s boyfriend is fucking her best friend. Sorryyyyy.