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BREAKING: The Most Narcissistic Person You know Just Launched A Podcast

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life October 14, 2023

“It just makes sense. Throughout the day, he records voice memos on his phone that he plays back at night to lull himself to sleep.”

Tour Groups are Back! 10 Projectiles to Throw at Them

Big Issues Campus Culture Lists September 20, 2023

DEVLIN HALL – What rhymes with azure poop and is always in your way? That’s right! A tour group! As you may have noticed, our gilded walkways have become infested with masses of prospective Boston College Eagles. It’s about time we take back our walkways, the walkways that were... Read more

“Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”: How One Confused CSOM Student Thought He Took A Foreign Language Class

Big Issues School WTF September 13, 2023

It wasn’t until further into the class that he heard the word “equity” and felt safe once again as he believed he was back in the magical land of finance.

BC Football Gets Sent To Glee Club

Big Issues Featured Sports September 6, 2023

At press time, the team was seen rehearsing a rendition of the cupid shuffle and getting slushies thrown in their face by the McKinley High football team.

BC Corrects Typo, Announces That Commencement Speaker Is Actually Ambassador To “The Crane”

Big Issues WTF April 21, 2023

“The Crane. Is. The. Moment. Have you fucking seen it?” administrator Crain Luver said. “It’s massive. Always doing stuff for the BC community. AND it has an ambassador- that’s epic. We honestly couldn’t have picked a better speaker.”

CSOM Students Search “What’s Going On In Ukraine Right Now” Following Commencement Speaker Announcement

Big Issues Campus Culture April 19, 2023

However, one quick google search informed Owt that Ukraine is in fact not a new peer-to-peer lending platform, but rather a nation state that is being viciously and unjustly invaded by neighboring Russia.

Film Bro Adds Chemistry Panopto To His Letterboxd

Big Issues March 13, 2023

After a long and strenuous chemistry lecture, hundreds of students fled a packed Devlin 008. While most students were crying over the upcoming test, or scribbling down the last words uttered by the professor, one student, Pret Entious (MCAS ’25) was spotted doing something completely different: rating the lecture on his prized Letterboxd account.

Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now

Big Issues Campus Culture Opinion ResLife February 20, 2023

MCELROY COMMONS– In today’s modern labor market, the true “9-5” may be going out of business. Replacing it are a slew of recently popularized streams of passive income. Students at BC are determined to not be left behind in the obsolete 9-5 world, and are constantly looking for ways... Read more

“We’re Actually Pretty Middle Class” Says Kid Whose Parents Started The War In Iraq

Big Issues Opinion February 17, 2023

GASSON HALL– The core curriculum, a cornerstone of Boston College’s educational pedagogy, offers many students the unique opportunity to discover that people have lived experiences. Professors often ask students to consider and share how their identities impact their lives. Overwhelmed by his peers sharing their identities and experiences that... Read more

Friend Whose Dad Works At McKinsey Is “Also Worried” About Postgrad

Big Issues Student Life February 16, 2023

O’Baby, who has been to the Turks and Caicos 14 times and spent a summer interning for former President Barack Obama, denies that her father’s position has afforded her any extra opportunities.