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LEAKED! Ten Things BC Also Spends The Least On Besides Football
September 23, 2026
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Eaters Rejoice As Women’s Center Now Offers “Cookie Mondays”
September 21, 2026
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Junior Girl Abroad Takes Pill in Ibiza to Fulfill Cultural Diversity Core
September 17, 2026
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Due To Budget Cuts, UMaine Game To Have Gloving Show At Halftime
September 16, 2026
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10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication
September 15, 2026
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Econ Major Larps As CSOM Student
September 14, 2026
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Student With Victim Complex Enrolls In Victimology, Expects An Easy A
September 9, 2026
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UHS Hands Out Free Cigarettes To Promote Chainsmokers Concert
September 9, 2026
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People Have Never Been More Supportive Of My Two-Mile Monday Jog
September 9, 2026
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CSOM Student Photographing Cherry Blossoms Will One Day Finance The Amazon’s Deforestation
September 9, 2026
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Sneeze in my mouth. I’d love that. But I absolutely cannot stand to hear my direct roommate smother her satanic coughs into her pillow anymore. I’m afraid she’s going to hack up one of her lungs in the middle of the night.
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O’NEILL PLAZA — Seeking a unified representative body and the right to collectively bargain with outside parties, Boston College’s VSCO community announced on Tuesday the successful filing and formation of a union under University oversight. Citing multiple cases of intellectual theft by a number of anonymous Boston College students,...
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PUNTA CANA — Matt Jones (CSOM ’20) and Sam Sullivan (CSOM ’20) broke out of the hiking and home visiting Fall Break norm this weekend and truly took advantage of their two full days off. The two flew down to Punta Cana this weekend to “relax on the beach...
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Look for our print issue in December for more takes hot off the panini press.
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O’NEILL QUAD — Cries of “WoOOoOaaAAAaahh wiiIInnnNdDDyyYy!!” were heard all across campus today, after the head weatherman confirmed the suspicions of BC’s budding meteorologists: today was a windy day. Wendy Dei (CSOM ’22) was one of the first students to notice this gusty phenomenon. She gave Classic reporters her...
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MCELROY COMMONS — On Friday afternoon, Maddie Wilson (MCAS ’23) forced to come to terms that the Emerging Leader Program (ELP) might not have provided her with the friendships she hoped it would. After spending two full hours waiting for someone to respond to the lunch invite she sent...
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ALUMNI FIELD — Underage sophomore Harry “Heavyweight” Holmes had his entire weekend made when his cool father agreed to share a sip of his beer with him at the game on Saturday. After tailgating in the Robsham parking lot, where eyewitnesses claim they saw Heavyweight sneaking some drinks behind...
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THE ADDAZIO RESIDENCE — Boston College head football coach Steve Addazio’s parents, Guy and Jude Addazio, will miss the team’s Parents’ Weekend matchup against the Wake Forest Demon Deacons this Saturday, as the couple reportedly informed their son they will once again have to miss Boston College’s Parents’ Weekend...
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STOKES HALL 324S — Late Monday evening, young feminist Natasha Meyer (CSOM ’21) delivered a major blow to the patriarchy by sleeping with her professor to receive a better grade on an exam — without letting him finish. After receiving a failing midterm grade, Meyer wasted no time in...
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STOKES LAWN — 2,500 hot college teens had their way with Boston College’s best piece of grass this weekend at the annual Stokes Set concert. Never before have we seen grass get slammed like this. Hugh Johnson (CSON ‘22) was one of the many students all up in the...
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