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“Woah, It’s Windy,” Reports Entire Student Body

“Woah, It’s Windy,” Reports Entire Student Body

SchoolStudent Life October 7, 2019 The New England Classic

O’NEILL QUAD — Cries of “WoOOoOaaAAAaahh wiiIInnnNdDDyyYy!!” were heard all across campus today, after the head weatherman confirmed the suspicions of BC’s budding meteorologists:... “Woah, It’s Windy,” Reports Entire Student Body

O’NEILL QUAD — Cries of “WoOOoOaaAAAaahh wiiIInnnNdDDyyYy!!” were heard all across campus today, after the head weatherman confirmed the suspicions of BC’s budding meteorologists: today was a windy day.

Wendy Dei (CSOM ’22) was one of the first students to notice this gusty phenomenon. She gave Classic reporters her own rendition of the sound that the wind made.  

“A-WOOOOOOOOOSHHHH *rustling of leaves* A-WHIIIIIIRRRRRRR *trash flying around in circles* A-WOOOOOOAAAAH *people struggling to stand still* WHIRRRRRR,” said Dei. 

Campus skeptic, Justin Breezy (LSOE ’21), denied the allegations, claiming that the wind that blew today was no different to that which blew yesterday, or the day before. This opinion was in stark contrast to his windswept hair, his fully-zipped windbreaker, and the metallic rooster weather vane that sat on his head, spinning furiously in the wind.

At press time, nobody showed up, because it was too windy.