10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Be At The Boston Logan International Airport
April 16, 2021
Yikes: BC Dining Ordered Too Many Clams
April 15, 2021
Wicked Pissah: Roommate Has Strong Stream
April 13, 2021
“BC Before Dark” To Offer Sippy Cups For Little Stupid Babies Who Can’t Drink
April 12, 2021
16 Signs There’s A Furry Sleeping Next To You
April 9, 2021
Class of 2019 To Receive Second Commencement
April 7, 2021
University Approves Pine Manor Conjugal Visits
April 6, 2021
Happy For Him: The Guy That Left Us a Year Ago Is Experiencing Great Success
April 2, 2021
Sustainability Pledge: Pee In Your Brita
April 1, 2021
WOAH! Boy Legs!
March 31, 2021
CLEVELAND CIRCLE — Local samaritan Katie Rollhouse (LSOE ’21) posted an offer on the Official Boston College Class of 2021 Facebook group to pick up any items people might need from CVS. Since being published, the post has received a staggering number of “wow” and “angry” reacts — along... Read more
“It was, like, so dark in there. I accidentally mixed my vodka with milk.”
“It was never our intention to invoke a sense of Catholicism in any way, shape, or form,” one administrator admitted in a later memo.
NEWTON CAMPUS — In the basement of Keyes South, seven plague survivors have barricaded themselves in the basement study lounge for the past nine days. In an interview conducted via hushed FaceTime call, one of the students, Sophie Kelly (CSOM ’22), admitted that she and her companion are getting... Read more
CHESTNUT HILL — Tension on campus has been palpable this week as the student body prepares for yet another heated UGBC election. After an intense series of debates, knocking on doors, and making Facebook profile picture frames, Thursday’s election will determine just which candidate will have the distinct honor... Read more
Historically, Boston College has refrained from using “weighted” words such as “racist,” “hate-crime,” and “responsible,” but Sunday’s summit faced that language head-on, aiming to exonerate its attendees of any reason to associate the phrases with themselves.
CLEVELAND CIRCLE — A deal struck among the owners of Boston College’s favorite dive bar will allow Mary Ann’s to reopen its doors, but only for three weeks. Mary Ann’s, also known as MA’s (also ALSO known as Mary Ann’s Family Style Italian Restaurant), shuttered its doors last month... Read more
MARGOT CONNELL RECREATION CENTER™ — Boston College trustee associate Margot C. Connell (Hon. ’09) announced on Wednesday that she is looking forward to students using and enjoying the “New Plex” when it opens later this year. This nickname, already growing in popularity among the student body, is believed to... Read more
“I have lots more pairings coming soon,” Rider said. “I just copped some tobacco pods, I think they’ll go really well with unflavored Rubi. I’ll probably expand into dab pen stuff soon, that market is growing so fast, you know?”
Here at The New England Classic, our editorial Sandwichboard rarely, if ever, directly comments on campus ongoings. In most normal situations, we believe that clever satire and silly photoshops can say a heck of a lot more than whatever comes out of soapbox shouting and editorial grandstanding. Unfortunately, this... Read more
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