COVID Cases Spike After UGBC Distributes Identical Water Bottles
CoronavirusStudent LifeWTF February 2, 2021
“Not once in four millennia have we encountered a species whose diet consists entirely of carbohydrates and fermented grains, and yet is capable of such emotional overstimulation.”
Read moreThe Stress Of The Season: My Dentist Took Like 9 Ritalins And Removed All Of My Teeth
WTF December 8, 2020
Dr. Lee did not seem particularly remorseful. In fact, she seemed kind of impressed with her own work.
Read moreRed Bandana Game Canceled Amid Covid Concerns; BC Schedules Two 9/11s For 2021
Campus CultureLeahyWTF November 14, 2020
“To create a more equitable situation, as well as make up for lost revenue, BC will simply schedule two 9/11s for the 2021/22 football season.
Read more“I AM LLIB YHAEL, ARBITER OF JUSTICE,” screamed the otherworldly abomination. “MY GUNS DISPERSE JUDGEMENT, MY SWORD CLEAVES IGNORANCE IN TWAIN!”
Read moreWelles Crowther 5K To Be Held Over Wii Fit
CoronavirusServiceWTF October 16, 2020
The run’s organizers are also taking aggressive steps to prevent runners from simply shaking the Wiimote up and down. All participants are required to install Proctorio, the test-proctoring software, onto the Wii that they will be using, which will track their movements using the Wii’s sensor bar.
Read more“Executive Vice President Michael Lochhead and Director of University Health Services Dr. Douglas Comeau were spotted by a source close to The Classic Early Monday morning, steering a replica version of Christopher Columbus’s Pinto on some sort of homage reenactment in the Caribbean Sea.”
Read moreRecords Reveal Boston College Has Paid $0 In Income Tax For 150 Years
Big IssuesLeahySchoolWTF September 29, 2020
7% Tuition Increase Used to Give CSOM Students Special Snacks
Student LifeWTF September 22, 2020
“With enough preparation, they should be able eat like grown-ups by the time they make it to the break room at Goldman Sachs.”
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