Gassy Gasson Renovations, Bells Ring When Someone Passes Gas
Big IssuesCampus CultureWTF September 16, 2024
Originally set for every quarter of the hour, the bells now ring every time someone passes gas. Even worse, an announcement echoes throughout the halls, sharing the name of who dealt it with the entire campus.
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Impossible! Guy With 1000 LinkedIn Connections Has No Emotional Support Network
Student LifeWTF September 12, 2024
Since orientation, Enn has been harassing drunk CSOM students at Walsh parties, any man wearing an expensive toupee, and his acquaintance’s friend’s brother’s dog’s cat’s mailman’s dentist’s 3rd cousins (twice removed) in a near lustful urge to obtain a LinkedIn connection.
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“Party In The modes!” Says Eager Calculator Stuck In Radian Mode
Campus CultureSportsWTF September 9, 2024
Popular Boston College meme, “Party in the modes,” was shared over 1,000 times that day, but no one was as excited to party in the modes as Cal Culator (MCAS 2025).
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LTE From The Moon Club President
Campus CultureLTEWTF April 8, 2024
Everyone won’t shut up about summer and tanning and blah blah blah. Who fucking cares! Get some sun on the quad on a different day, I just want to get high in the afternoon and watch that shit cover the sun. Stay pale, I literally dare you.
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I’m T-Pain, you know me! What’s your name? Let me talk to ‘em!
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Chocolate Bar Introduces Screens To Entertain Impatient iPad Kids
Campus CultureStudent LifeWTF January 25, 2024
At press time, drooling students were seen gathering in a concert-sized crowd as the lead student completed an extremely difficult level of Geometry Dash — with a hydraulic press video in the background.
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“The team comes first! If you really think about it, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM, but there is in VOMIT.”
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“Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”: How One Confused CSOM Student Thought He Took A Foreign Language Class
Big IssuesSchoolWTF September 13, 2023
It wasn’t until further into the class that he heard the word “equity” and felt safe once again as he believed he was back in the magical land of finance.
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“In previous years, we’ve gone for a 50% mud, 50% glass approach”, said CAB Treasurer Lemmy C. Themdogs (MCAS ’23). “It helped to cut costs, but clearly it didn’t help to cut feet. At least not enough for our standards.”
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BC Corrects Typo, Announces That Commencement Speaker Is Actually Ambassador To “The Crane”
Big IssuesWTF April 21, 2023
“The Crane. Is. The. Moment. Have you fucking seen it?” administrator Crain Luver said. “It’s massive. Always doing stuff for the BC community. AND it has an ambassador- that’s epic. We honestly couldn’t have picked a better speaker.”
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