“Party In The modes!” Says Eager Calculator Stuck In Radian Mode
Campus CultureSportsWTF September 9, 2024
Popular Boston College meme, “Party in the modes,” was shared over 1,000 times that day, but no one was as excited to party in the modes as Cal Culator (MCAS 2025).
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A typographical error on a Newton Bus sign reading “Beat Duchesne” made them think the Eagles were playing in their dorm hall.
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Troy Bolton? Fowler Forced To Choose Between Love For Tap Dancing And Hockey
Campus CultureSports April 11, 2024
“I’m petrified,” said Jacob Fowler (CSOM ‘27) “People know me for who I am on the ice, but I feel most myself on the stage…The rhythm of my shoes clicking and clacking as I hop and prance, it’s the most electric feeling.”
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Will Smith’s Hat-trick Attributed To Teammate Ambrosio’s Hat Tricks
Campus CultureSports March 26, 2024
The Classic was deeply touched to learn that the reasoning behind the Eagle’s win was admiration for a hat enthusiast’s magic tricks and not the multiple first-round draft picks BC has on its roster.
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Uh Oh! Someone Just Mentioned Taylor Swift Around A 5’5” Man Who Loves Football
Big IssuesSports February 13, 2024
However, the Classic has come across an exclusive list of the tasks required for students to get their grubby little mitts on some highly-coveted tickets to the big game.
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“We’re Just Like Taylor And Travis” Says Acapella Lead And Her Club Golf Boyfriend
Campus CultureSportsStudent Life November 16, 2023
“’Karma is the guy on the Green, golfing straight home to me.’”
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“‘STOP HE IS LITERALLY MY CUTIE PIE BOYFRIEND,’ interrupted a very angered Phile. ;Why won’t you let me be happy!'”
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“The team comes first! If you really think about it, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM, but there is in VOMIT.”
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BC Football Gets Sent To Glee Club
Big IssuesFeaturedSports September 6, 2023
At press time, the team was seen rehearsing a rendition of the cupid shuffle and getting slushies thrown in their face by the McKinley High football team.
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