LTE: Do I Have To Sleep With This Jesuit After Our Third Coffee Date?
Campus CultureJesuitsSex September 24, 2025
I am worried that underneath that tight, all-black outfit is a yearning body expecting to get down and dirty in the confessional after our third cup of joe together.
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LTE: I Think My Communications Student Wants To Show Me Her ‘Oral Skills’
LTESexStudent Life September 23, 2025
When I suggested she may not be comms major material, she said “just wait ‘til I show you my oral skills.” I was incredibly taken aback; I was unsure whether she was referring to the art of public speaking or the act of ‘throwing neck.’ Per the syllabus, we do not cover public speaking until after Fall Break.
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LTE: Help! My Resident Minister Offered Me Her Cookie!
Campus CultureJesuitsSexWTF September 18, 2025
That’s when my problem began. I was taking the Walsh elevator to the third floor when I found myself trapped with the resident minister. I tried to avoid her by playing with my COC (clash of clans) but, apparently, she took that to mean something else.
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Dik paused to pop a Zyn and recount his professor, “She was gettin’ into the nitty gritty of mean and median, when she clarified that the magnitude in median was bull, and the magic was in personality and like humor and shi. I resonated with that, so I took it to my bois and the rest is history.”
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Are Freshmen Getting Hotter? This Grad Student Thinks Yes!
Campus CultureFreshmenSexStudent Life August 28, 2025
With each August bringing increasingly large hordes of recent valedictorians, washed-up athletes, and guys named Jack, the question on every returning students’ mind remains the same: are freshmen getting hotter?
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“The Pro-Life Club recently made waves within the BC community after the unveiling of their newest social event: the Baby Petting Zoo, featuring actual human infants ranging in age from 4 months, all the way up to 3 years old.”
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Within this crowd of students who are making a full switch from supporting hockey to lacrosse, is one lonely guy who really just wants to fuck: Matt Riarchy (CSOM ‘26).
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In his statement, Baldwin admitted his decision was not an easy one. Only after he talked to Rhett, the BU Terrier, who decided to give up humping the other student section for Lent, did Baldwin decide to embark on a 40-day journey of self-control.
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LTE: Why Is My “Hookup” Showing Me His Track Highlights?
Campus CultureLTESex February 25, 2025
It started out over our bond for our shared love of running. Yes, he is on the BC Track Team. Yes, I only run when Two Saints gets raided, but I was honestly willing to commit to the bit for the dick.
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Polyamorous Student Is Thrilled You Are Looking For An 8th
Dorm StuffSexWTF February 19, 2025