“I don’t know how anyone could think that a campus-sponsored group would be handing out nude centerfolds to teenage boys.”
Read more“The professor was trying to fill an electrophoresis gel and was just like, ‘Can you see if it went in there?’” said Emma Barrist, a sophomore biology major. “And as if that wasn’t enough, then he goes, ‘You just have to push gently and then release after the second stop, even though I can never tell if it’s all the way in.’”
Read more“We get that it’s Earth Day and all,” said Connie Serned (CSON ’23), “but Jesus Christ, I watched him lick a dandelion slowly from top to bottom yesterday on the grass outside of Lower. That can’t be right.”
Read more“I opened the door and expected him to swoon at my advances but instead, he kept insisting that I had already paid for the pizza and that I was being wildly inappropriate. Whatever. He missed out on the pure paradise of my body strewn with rubbery cheese,” Narah explained.
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SexStudent Life April 19, 2021
“We want to take this opportunity to support our married students in their quest to be fruitful and multiply, even if they might have COVID-19.”
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Dorm StuffSex February 22, 2021
“She talks about ‘impact play’ a lot but I just assumed it was some kind of workout, like HIIT or something.”
Read moreOpinion: Strip Mod Must Go On, Even If It’s a Private Little Show Just For Me
Campus CultureCoronavirusOpinionSex December 10, 2020
Op-Ed: I Am Madly In Love With The Single Weird Tiny Fully Finished Piece of The Schiller Center
Campus CultureSex October 21, 2020
For weeks, I’d spend my days sitting in its shadow telling it about my day or just admiring its smooth, supple stone and powerful frame. The courageous independence of its existence.
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