“We want to take this opportunity to support our married students in their quest to be fruitful and multiply, even if they might have COVID-19.”
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Girl Barefoot In Bathroom Definitely Has Kinky Sex
Dorm StuffSex February 22, 2021
“She talks about ‘impact play’ a lot but I just assumed it was some kind of workout, like HIIT or something.”
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Opinion: Strip Mod Must Go On, Even If It’s a Private Little Show Just For Me
Campus CultureCoronavirusOpinionSex December 10, 2020
Op-Ed: I Am Madly In Love With The Single Weird Tiny Fully Finished Piece of The Schiller Center
Campus CultureSex October 21, 2020
For weeks, I’d spend my days sitting in its shadow telling it about my day or just admiring its smooth, supple stone and powerful frame. The courageous independence of its existence.
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Fuckboy Would Date You If It Weren’t For “Everything Going on Right Now”
Campus CultureCoronavirusSex October 19, 2020
“Marley later clarified that he does not believe COVID-19 will impact his ability to hook up with you, just his emotional availability. As Boston College cracked down on the number of guests allowed in each place of residence, Marley felt it was only right to enforce a strict no-sleepover policy at his place starting Saturday. “
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New Perspectives Curriculum Concludes Highest Achievable Good Is The WHOPPER Jr.®️
Campus CultureFreshmenSchoolSexStudent Life October 8, 2020
“Who Even Gives A Shit Anymore?”: Furry Spotted On Newton Campus
Dorm StuffFreshmenSex October 1, 2020
“Yeah, man, I guess this sort of thing used to be a big deal. Any other week, honestly. But none of us can be bothered to give this kid the gaping, slack-jawed, sickened glares he’s so clearly begging for.”
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OPINION: I’m A Water Fountain. Why Don’t You Want To Touch Me Anymore?
Campus CultureSex September 24, 2020
