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ResLife Announces New 5-Man Suites In Alignment With Recent Vatican Announcement

Dorm Stuff Jesuits ResLife September 2, 2025

This new housing opportunity allows BC students to live together with their four closest “friends,” just like the Pope.

Splitting the G? You Mean Splitting My G-Friendships in Housing Week?

Dorm Stuff Freshmen ResLife March 17, 2025

Molly Malone (MCAS ’28) believed her seven “literal besties” planned to split into blocked quads when they didn’t get an 8-man pick time. When she learned they skipped quad day to try for a 6-man, things got messier than freshmen at Circle.

Reslife Builds Houseboats On Res To Combat Lack Of Housing

Abroad Dorm Stuff ResLife March 13, 2025

The Fleet’s application demographic has skewed prominently female, with a high concentration of Philosophy, Art History, and Political Science majors. “I mean me and all the girls studied abroad in Amsterdam last spring, and it was truly life changing,” said Didi Telyaistudydabrawd (MCAS ‘25).

Overzealous RA Confiscates Resident’s Alcohol Functional Group

Dorm Stuff Drinking ResLife October 8, 2024

“Hugh is brazen and obviously wreckless,” said Ranie. “He didn’t even care enough to try and hide the alcohol.”

RD Strip Poker: What Your RA Really Does With Your “Paraphernalia” Folding Table

Dorm Stuff ResLife September 30, 2024

RAs gather from across campus, arriving at Bapst 15 minutes before close and leaving in only gray Freshman ResHall shirts—courtesy of Strzepoker after the RAs had lost their clothes, dignity, and dining dollars.

Newton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife

Dorm Stuff Lists ResLife March 14, 2024

Rather than fix the broken housing process or invest in any quality housing options, Reslife has instead supplied the Classic with a list of suggested alternatives to traditional housing.

“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact

Dorm Stuff ResLife April 3, 2023

Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.

Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now

Big Issues Campus Culture Opinion ResLife February 20, 2023

MCELROY COMMONS– In today’s modern labor market, the true “9-5” may be going out of business. Replacing it are a slew of recently popularized streams of passive income. Students at BC are determined to not be left behind in the obsolete 9-5 world, and are constantly looking for ways... Read more

Passive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning

Dorm Stuff ResLife Student Life October 20, 2022

Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.

Freshmen RA’s Now Offer A Goodnight Kiss To Homesick Residents

Dorm Stuff Freshmen ResLife October 19, 2022

With the removal of all Covid restrictions on campus, the Residence Hall Association is delighted to announce that Resident Advisors will now offer goodnight kisses to all homesick students.