Records Reveal Boston College Has Paid $0 In Income Tax For 150 Years
September 29, 2020
Cardboard Cutouts File Out Of Alumni At Halftime
September 28, 2020
OPINION: I’m A Water Fountain. Why Don’t You Want To Touch Me Anymore?
September 24, 2020
BC Defends Testing Inaccuracies: “We Were Grading On A Curve”
September 23, 2020
7% Tuition Increase Used to Give CSOM Students Special Snacks
September 22, 2020
Joy Moore Releases New Statement Blaming You, Specifically
September 21, 2020
Top Ten Campus Spots To Cover Your Little Head And Submit To The Infinite Sadness
September 15, 2020
University Welcomes “Most Diverse Class Ever” With White Guy From New Jersey
September 10, 2020
What The Fuck: Molly On Campus Without Mask
September 1, 2020
University Purchases “Great Big Retreat Center Upstate” For COVID Isolation
August 31, 2020
GABELLI PLAZA — British student Elizabeth Queen (MCAS ’22) caused mayhem on the Million Dollar Stairs on Wednesday when she used the left side of the stairs to ascend the incline. “Blokes do everything so different on this side of the pond,” said Queen. “So it’s parky out and... Read more
CLEVELAND CIRCLE — Local samaritan Katie Rollhouse (LSOE ’21) posted an offer on the Official Boston College Class of 2021 Facebook group to pick up any items people might need from CVS. Since being published, the post has received a staggering number of “wow” and “angry” reacts — along... Read more
“It was, like, so dark in there. I accidentally mixed my vodka with milk.”
“It was never our intention to invoke a sense of Catholicism in any way, shape, or form,” one administrator admitted in a later memo.
NEWTON CAMPUS — In the basement of Keyes South, seven plague survivors have barricaded themselves in the basement study lounge for the past nine days. In an interview conducted via hushed FaceTime call, one of the students, Sophie Kelly (CSOM ’22), admitted that she and her companion are getting... Read more
CHESTNUT HILL — Tension on campus has been palpable this week as the student body prepares for yet another heated UGBC election. After an intense series of debates, knocking on doors, and making Facebook profile picture frames, Thursday’s election will determine just which candidate will have the distinct honor... Read more
Historically, Boston College has refrained from using “weighted” words such as “racist,” “hate-crime,” and “responsible,” but Sunday’s summit faced that language head-on, aiming to exonerate its attendees of any reason to associate the phrases with themselves.
CLEVELAND CIRCLE — A deal struck among the owners of Boston College’s favorite dive bar will allow Mary Ann’s to reopen its doors, but only for three weeks. Mary Ann’s, also known as MA’s (also ALSO known as Mary Ann’s Family Style Italian Restaurant), shuttered its doors last month... Read more
MARGOT CONNELL RECREATION CENTER™ — Boston College trustee associate Margot C. Connell (Hon. ’09) announced on Wednesday that she is looking forward to students using and enjoying the “New Plex” when it opens later this year. This nickname, already growing in popularity among the student body, is believed to... Read more
“I have lots more pairings coming soon,” Rider said. “I just copped some tobacco pods, I think they’ll go really well with unflavored Rubi. I’ll probably expand into dab pen stuff soon, that market is growing so fast, you know?”
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