5 Rights You Need To Know Before Appearing In Homecoming Court
Campus CultureListsStudent Life October 7, 2022
Before appearing in homecoming court on Friday, be sure to remember these FIVE Constitutionally-protected legal rights. Don’t let your freedom be compromised!
Read moreSquash Team Eagerly Awaits Selection At Fall Harvest
Campus CultureSportsStudent Life October 6, 2022
For the past ten years, BC squashes have consistently been rated #1 in plumpness, #3 in unwarranted big ego, and #867 in general wanker-ness by the New England Parental Organization of Talented International Squash Mothers (N.E.P.O.T.I.S.M.).
Read more“I don’t get it. The colors aren’t that different. They’re just like… muted? Sure, the trees are little bit grayer than normal. That’s cool, I guess. I just feel like I’m missing something.”
Read moreParents Weakened? Yeah, My Parents Were Weakened By The 2008 Recession!
Big IssuesCampus Culture September 29, 2022
Hessian and her family were drastically affected by the housing crisis of the late 2010s. Her father, a sketchy mortgage lender, was allegedly responsible for the utter decimation of housing prices in the New York City suburban area.
Read moreLocal Inventor Excited About Patents Weekend
Campus CultureStudent Life September 27, 2022
“I could’ve sworn I heard it was Patents Weekend. I thought it would be a good networking opportunity to put my name on a larger, global map,” Gadget confessed. “Now I have all of my thingamabobs and whos-its with me for nothing.”
Read moreICYMI: Kyle Leads 3-Hour Game Of ISpy
Campus CultureStudent LifeWTF September 26, 2022
Kyle began, binoculars in hand: “I spy with my little eye… something green!” obviously referring to the t-shirt of someone in the 3rd row.
Read moreStudents Die Of Laughter After Classmate Wears ‘BC Dad’ Shirt At Tailgate
Campus CultureSports September 18, 2022
Ina Vator (CSON ’24), sent shockwaves through the Mod Lot during this weekend’s tailgates by premiering her most avant-garde, commentorial outfit to date. What could this outfit possibly be, you ask? Vator’s renaissance of fashion and comedy was brought about by her shirt: a maroon ‘Boston College Dad’ shirt, artfully crafted into a tube top that looks like it could fall off at any second.
Read moreKyle Backs Out Of Stokes Set And Is Replaced By Father John Misty, Angering BC Jesuits
Campus CultureJesuits September 16, 2022
With song titles like “Fun Times in Babylon,” “God’s Favorite Customer,” and “Holy Shit,” it is easy to see how Administration was fooled, though a quick Google search would have shown that Misty has a history of openly criticizing Christianity. Fr. Leahy added, “When I looked him up on the computer, I started crying.”
Read moreWas That Tree There Yesterday? Keeping Up With BC Landscaping
Campus Culture September 13, 2022
The answer lies in BC’s shrewd landscapers. They sneak onto their excavators in the dead of night to dig up the vegetation around campus, giggling amongst themselves in anticipation of the confusion that will follow the next day as students begin to question their knowledge of a campus they thought they knew.
Read moreCan He Do That? Girlfriend Laments Losing Boyfriend to Add/Drop
Campus CultureSchool September 7, 2022
Today marks the last day of the Add/Drop period at BC, meaning it’s the last chance for students to enroll in a new course or leave a course that they didn’t quite love.For one senior boy, it meant dropping a girl he didn’t quite love.
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