Gassy Gasson Renovations, Bells Ring When Someone Passes Gas
Big IssuesCampus CultureWTF September 16, 2024
Originally set for every quarter of the hour, the bells now ring every time someone passes gas. Even worse, an announcement echoes throughout the halls, sharing the name of who dealt it with the entire campus.
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“Party In The modes!” Says Eager Calculator Stuck In Radian Mode
Campus CultureSportsWTF September 9, 2024
Popular Boston College meme, “Party in the modes,” was shared over 1,000 times that day, but no one was as excited to party in the modes as Cal Culator (MCAS 2025).
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Stokes Set Artist Unavailable: There are No Men I Trust
Campus CultureStudent Life September 6, 2024
“The Classic scoured up and down campus all week, searching for Men We Trust, but we are sad to report the search came up empty.”
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Troy Bolton? Fowler Forced To Choose Between Love For Tap Dancing And Hockey
Campus CultureSports April 11, 2024
“I’m petrified,” said Jacob Fowler (CSOM ‘27) “People know me for who I am on the ice, but I feel most myself on the stage…The rhythm of my shoes clicking and clacking as I hop and prance, it’s the most electric feeling.”
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Slimers Stuns at Green Careers Night
Campus Culture April 10, 2024
“In a shock to all, Slimer, the Mean Green Ghost from Ghostbusters, slithered into Gasson 100 to stun the Green employers and alumni.”
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LTE From The Moon Club President
Campus CultureLTEWTF April 8, 2024
Everyone won’t shut up about summer and tanning and blah blah blah. Who fucking cares! Get some sun on the quad on a different day, I just want to get high in the afternoon and watch that shit cover the sun. Stay pale, I literally dare you.
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Will Smith’s Hat-trick Attributed To Teammate Ambrosio’s Hat Tricks
Campus CultureSports March 26, 2024
The Classic was deeply touched to learn that the reasoning behind the Eagle’s win was admiration for a hat enthusiast’s magic tricks and not the multiple first-round draft picks BC has on its roster.
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Thank God! My Acapella Roommate Is On Vocal Rest This Weekend
Campus CultureStudent Life March 21, 2024
You heard that right, vocal rest. A whole day prior to their performance where every team member must protect their vocal chords by shutting the fuck up!
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I’m T-Pain, you know me! What’s your name? Let me talk to ‘em!
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At the end of the day are we not just serving ourselves? I over serve myself in alcohol and you over serve yourself in the reception of gratitude and acknowledgement, are we both not drunk?
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