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Kostka Girls Spotted Tanning As February Temperatures Reach A Record 42 Degrees

Spring has sprung on Boston College’s campus, with the 18 inches of snow on the ground dwindling down to a mere four. Puffers are unzipped, scarves have been stowed, and temperatures have climbed to a balmy 40 degrees (for a singular day).

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“Technically By Credits, I’m A Senior” Says 30-Year-Old Man At The 100 Days Dance

“Technically by credits, I’m a senior this year,” says Cho Pedunc (MCAS ‘18, MCAS ‘26), “So this year I was finally able to get my ticket. I am excited to get ‘sendy’ with my fellow eagles!”

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Boston College Announces Plans To Open New Satellite Campus In Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland

As part of President Donald J. Trump’s plan to annex Greenland, Trump has been working to establish an educational institute in the soon-to-be 51st state.

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“Only Coke When I’m Drinking” And Other New Years Resolutions For Your CSOM Classmate

“Lowkey once I got my offer things kinda got off the rails,” said Dee Generette (CSOM ‘27), “… So I definitely wanted to lock the fuck back in this year. We’re gonna be dialed.” Generette was kind enough to share with us some of his aspirations for, as he put it, “the big two-six.” Some of his lofty goals consist of the following. 

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“Consent Is Just A Societal Pressure” And Four Other Takeaways From The Men’s Mental Health Panel

The discussion was supposed to have a dinner that follows, yet the panelists’ wives did not pre-pack it, so there was no dinner following the event.

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Green Line Self Destructs After Being Forced To Go To Boston College Once Again

Witnesses say the train, carrying just three passengers (all of which are reluctant Boston College students sporting Harvard merchandise), emitted a long sigh before bursting into flames, an event being described by witnesses as “completely and utterly understandable.”

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LTE: My Eight-Man Is Doing “No Eighth-Man November”

We have this really amazing culture of acting in whatever way makes us most comfortable and “at home.” For me, I’ve always preferred listening to music in the shower before work around 7 A.M. to help wake me up!

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CSOM Student Announces Prestigious Internship At “Male-Centered App” Called Grindr

“Yeah, I found it on Handshake. The company is completely male-centered which you don’t really see nowadays. It’s something I can appreciate.” 

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14 Things YOUR (Yes YOUR) Stupid Ass Did While Blacked Out This Halloweekend

Did I say something to my friends that I shouldn’t have? Did I get a little too silly and text my ex again? We’re here to put some of these stressful questions to bed. It’s so much worse. You really fucked up. Here’s just some of what you got up to these last few days:

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Spooky! Your Situationship Wants To Do A Couples Costume

As students across BC College’s campus prepare their scariest costumes for Halloween, some are in for a spookier time than others. Any bachelor will tell you that few possibilities fuel their nightmares like the idea of defining a relationship. 

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