“Only Coke When I’m Drinking” And Other New Years Resolutions For Your CSOM Classmate
Campus CultureListsWTF January 14, 2026
“Lowkey once I got my offer things kinda got off the rails,” said Dee Generette (CSOM ‘27), “… So I definitely wanted to lock the fuck back in this year. We’re gonna be dialed.” Generette was kind enough to share with us some of his aspirations for, as he put it, “the big two-six.” Some of his lofty goals consist of the following.
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“Consent Is Just A Societal Pressure” And Four Other Takeaways From The Men’s Mental Health Panel
Campus CultureStudent Life November 12, 2025
The discussion was supposed to have a dinner that follows, yet the panelists’ wives did not pre-pack it, so there was no dinner following the event.
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Green Line Self Destructs After Being Forced To Go To Boston College Once Again
BostonCampus CultureStudent Life November 11, 2025
Witnesses say the train, carrying just three passengers (all of which are reluctant Boston College students sporting Harvard merchandise), emitted a long sigh before bursting into flames, an event being described by witnesses as “completely and utterly understandable.”
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We have this really amazing culture of acting in whatever way makes us most comfortable and “at home.” For me, I’ve always preferred listening to music in the shower before work around 7 A.M. to help wake me up!
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CSOM Student Announces Prestigious Internship At “Male-Centered App” Called Grindr
Campus CultureSexWTF November 5, 2025
“Yeah, I found it on Handshake. The company is completely male-centered which you don’t really see nowadays. It’s something I can appreciate.”
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14 Things YOUR (Yes YOUR) Stupid Ass Did While Blacked Out This Halloweekend
Campus CultureHolidaysStudent Life November 4, 2025
Did I say something to my friends that I shouldn’t have? Did I get a little too silly and text my ex again? We’re here to put some of these stressful questions to bed. It’s so much worse. You really fucked up. Here’s just some of what you got up to these last few days:
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Spooky! Your Situationship Wants To Do A Couples Costume
Campus CultureHolidaysSchoolStudent Life October 30, 2025
As students across BC College’s campus prepare their scariest costumes for Halloween, some are in for a spookier time than others. Any bachelor will tell you that few possibilities fuel their nightmares like the idea of defining a relationship.
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Spooky: My Liberal Roommate Is Going To Murder Me
Campus CultureSpooky October 28, 2025
The next day, he asked me to come to the laundry room in O’Connell House with him. He asked me to climb inside the machine because “one of his socks was stuck,” but he lost me when he insisted I squeeze my entire body inside “to see if I fit out of curiosity.”
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BCRepublicans Protest Drag Brunch For “No Queen’s Day”
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life October 24, 2025
This past Saturday as “No Kings Day” protests swept the nation to protest the Trump Administration, the short, fat, and ugly eunuchs in BCRepublicans knew they needed to do something to stand up for their Daddy.
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McMullen Exhibit Looks Oddly Familiar: NEC Investigates The Heist
Big IssuesCampus Culture October 22, 2025
In response to this crisis, detectives at the Classic have begun investigating the situation—a credible source as they bring great experience having recently binged the Ocean’s One through Eleven.
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