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Urinetown? Piss Kink Support Group Meets At Robsham This Weekend

The Office of Student Involvement has recently introduced a new student organization that really fills a void that no student groups have been brave enough to address. Yup…you guessed it! A Piss Kink support group!

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CSOM Student Announces Prestigious Internship At “Male-Centered App” Called Grindr

“Yeah, I found it on Handshake. The company is completely male-centered which you don’t really see nowadays. It’s something I can appreciate.” 

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Eagle Escort Now Offering Complimentary Catcalling Services

Previously only used as a transportation service for injured or otherwise disabled students on campus, Eagle Escort will now be offering what BCPD is calling “mobile mood boosters.”

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Students React To A Bad Bunny At The Super Bowl Halftime Show

With our Eagles shitting the bed every week, all anyone wants is some hot bunny action.

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Oh No! Dad Plans To Paint Himself In Maroon And Gold For Parents Weekend Game

When questioned by the Classic, Fied said this was not, in fact, a philosophical question. Just this morning, his Dad bought the entire shelf of body paint at their local Home Depot with plans to “strip down (ALL the way), lather up, and show his Boston College spirit.”

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LTE: Help! My Resident Minister Offered Me Her Cookie!

That’s when my problem began. I was taking the Walsh elevator to the third floor when I found myself trapped with the resident minister. I tried to avoid her by playing with my COC (clash of clans) but, apparently, she took that to mean something else. 

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Campus Rec Reports Sauna Overcrowding As Students Prepare For Sweaty Parties

The Classic spoke to some of the women in line, asking them why they would be willing to wait for so long just for a sauna? They all responded similarly, saying that they needed to be ready for the weekend.

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Rising Senior Suspiciously, Concerningly, Creepily Excited To Take Freshman Courses

For some, this means taking random extra classes just to fill their schedule. For others, like Phil Thee (CSOM ‘26), this means taking freshman core classes in their senior year.

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Phew! Pre-Med Man Has Some Advice For Your Period Cramps!

Plainer shared her appreciation: “I never would’ve thought to take Advil for my period. Thank goodness there was a future doctor.”

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Heroic ROTC Sophomore Won’t Stop Calling Going Abroad “Getting Deployed”

The Classic caught up with Tennant in his Vandy 8-man, or “HQ”, just one day after he learned of his placement at the University of Learnenschoolen in Switzerland.

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