UHS Offers Virtual STD Screenings Over Snow Day Hot
SexStudent Life January 29, 2026
UHS announced on Sunday that they would be offering, for one day and one day only, virtual screenings for sexually transmitted diseases.
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“Are You More Shane Or Ilya Coded?” Says Girl Wondering If Her Boyfriend Would Be Chill With A Strap On
SexSportsStudent Life January 16, 2026
Heated Rivalry has gone platinum in every Kotska triple and investigators for the Classic found the perfect case study of the impact of gay hockey smut on the female libido: the situationship of Suzanne Cox (MCAS ‘28) and Donald Ildo (CSOM ‘28).
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Your girlfriend just completed her semester abroad in Barcelona! Now that she has returned to her humble Foster Street abode, let us take a look back at the top 10 things she did in Barça.
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CSOM Student Announces Prestigious Internship At “Male-Centered App” Called Grindr
Campus CultureSexWTF November 5, 2025
“Yeah, I found it on Handshake. The company is completely male-centered which you don’t really see nowadays. It’s something I can appreciate.”
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I lifted my head to the ceiling, praying to whoever was listening to bring my baby back to me. And then, as if God himself heard my plea, I saw him floating across the student section.
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Freshman Boy Disappointed By Lack Of Shaw-ties In The Shaw House
Dorm StuffFreshmenSex October 3, 2025
Poppers On The Heights: Dan & Gay Announce LGBTQ+ Resource Center
Big IssuesSex September 26, 2025
This LGBTQ+ resource center is going to sparkle and shimmer! Highlights include a coffee bar operated by non-binary baristas in a polycule, weekly Drag Race watch parties, complimentary poppers, and monthly pronoun parades.
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LTE: Do I Have To Sleep With This Jesuit After Our Third Coffee Date?
Campus CultureJesuitsSex September 24, 2025
I am worried that underneath that tight, all-black outfit is a yearning body expecting to get down and dirty in the confessional after our third cup of joe together.
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LTE: I Think My Communications Student Wants To Show Me Her ‘Oral Skills’
LTESexStudent Life September 23, 2025
When I suggested she may not be comms major material, she said “just wait ‘til I show you my oral skills.” I was incredibly taken aback; I was unsure whether she was referring to the art of public speaking or the act of ‘throwing neck.’ Per the syllabus, we do not cover public speaking until after Fall Break.
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LTE: Help! My Resident Minister Offered Me Her Cookie!
Campus CultureJesuitsSexWTF September 18, 2025
That’s when my problem began. I was taking the Walsh elevator to the third floor when I found myself trapped with the resident minister. I tried to avoid her by playing with my COC (clash of clans) but, apparently, she took that to mean something else.
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