LTE: Who Put Me In Charge Of Coordinating Fall Break For Every College Ever
Campus CultureHolidaysLTE October 17, 2024
If it weren’t for me, you fuckers wouldn’t be watching a Morgan Wallen cosplayer at a bar in Nashville.
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LTE: Service Club Rejected Me, Now I’m Never Helping Anyone
Campus CultureLTEService October 1, 2024
I, a self-proclaimed servant for others, feel the time has come to address the service COC (crisis on campus). I have recently received word from various on-campus service organizations that my applications have been “enthusiastically yet apologetically redirected,” AKA — rejected.
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LTE From The Moon Club President
Campus CultureLTEWTF April 8, 2024
Everyone won’t shut up about summer and tanning and blah blah blah. Who fucking cares! Get some sun on the quad on a different day, I just want to get high in the afternoon and watch that shit cover the sun. Stay pale, I literally dare you.
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I’m T-Pain, you know me! What’s your name? Let me talk to ‘em!
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LTE: Adieu! I Killed The Guy Who Spoiled The Wordle For Me
LTE February 9, 2022
I know killing thy neighbor is sinful but I don’t think God or any Bible junkie alike could ever have predicted that one’s neighbor would do something as utterly fucked up as spoiling the Wordle.
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LTE: I Love BC But Only Because Of Pink Tree And Tulip
LTE April 28, 2021
The only thing making me love this school is motherfucking landscape services man. How could you NOT love a school that has pink tree and tulip??????
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LTE: I Paid For This Mulch So I Am Taking Some Just For Me
Campus CultureLTEStudent Life March 27, 2021
When the mounds of mulch arrive on campus, I know it from a mile away. And I take some. In my hand, to my house. Just for me.
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