The director of BC Dining, Carnie Vore, says the new BC Food Pyramid “better aligns with the new nutritional standards set by the U.S. Government and ensures our students can fuel their mind, bodies, and carotid artery plaque.” 

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“Insiders say that the TikTok CEO and American government were influenced by new sensation: ‘edging.'”

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ST. EXXON CHAPEL– BC University Spokesman Jack Dunn issued a statement on Friday announcing the historic mascot change: Baldwin the Eagle will be replaced with Barry the Oil Barrel, with the university rebranding their students’ moniker from the well-known “Eagles” to the new and more provocative “Barrels.” “We hope... Read more

CONTE FORUM — Last night, Boston College packed Conte once more. This time, however, it wasn’t Will Smith on the ice, no sir, it was the normal, worthless students. Conte Skate was back! But something was wrong – the Nut was packed and it became apparent that there simply... Read more

“‘I missed home, I missed B.C., and I really, really missed the fiesta bowl from Addie’s,’ said Homsic.”

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YAWKEY ATHLETICS CENTER – The New England Classic would like to congratulate Bill O’Brien on becoming the Boston College Head Football Coach. He comes from a proud lineage of Boston College graduates and chasmic chin-bearers, sporting a flesh bib that even Jay Leno wants to steal. At O’Brien’s introductory... Read more

“It has recently come to my attention that I, a humble Boston College senior, must begin a journey of a lifetime come nightfall. I unwittingly have signed myself up to dance for 100 days.”

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“After the dinner, Ian sent Olivia his daily ‘Goodnight Liv <3' message, and Olivia responded with her daily 'Night bud!'"

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According to Tumm, events worsened as they entered the dining hall. He recounted Buhr’s stacked plate of double chicken paired with two sides of fries, as well as a hefty amount of Core Powers. Buhr claimed it’s “bulking season.” Tumm felt baffled when they reached the register.

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