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Spooky! Your Situationship Wants To Do A Couples Costume

Campus Culture Holidays School Student Life October 30, 2025

As students across BC College’s campus prepare their scariest costumes for Halloween, some are in for a spookier time than others. Any bachelor will tell you that few possibilities fuel their nightmares like the idea of defining a relationship.

Spooky: My Liberal Roommate Is Going To Murder Me Hot

Campus Culture Spooky October 28, 2025

The next day, he asked me to come to the laundry room in O’Connell House with him. He asked me to climb inside the machine because “one of his socks was stuck,” but he lost me when he insisted I squeeze my entire body inside “to see if I fit out of curiosity.”

BCRepublicans Protest Drag Brunch For “No Queen’s Day”

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life October 24, 2025

This past Saturday as “No Kings Day” protests swept the nation to protest the Trump Administration, the short, fat, and ugly eunuchs in BCRepublicans knew they needed to do something to stand up for their Daddy.

McMullen Exhibit Looks Oddly Familiar: NEC Investigates The Heist

Big Issues Campus Culture October 22, 2025

In response to this crisis, detectives at the Classic have begun investigating the situation—a credible source as they bring great experience having recently binged the Ocean’s One through Eleven.

Following Federal Government Shutdown, UGBC Vows To Continue Doing Absolutely Nothing

Big Issues Campus Culture October 10, 2025

“Following the suit of our effective federal government,” said Munnyin Pockets (CSOM ‘28), “…We want to reassure the student body that our unique ability to accomplish absolutely nothing of substance will continue as usual.”

Eagle Escort Now Offering Complimentary Catcalling Services

Campus Culture School Student Life WTF October 2, 2025

Previously only used as a transportation service for injured or otherwise disabled students on campus, Eagle Escort will now be offering what BCPD is calling “mobile mood boosters.”

Students React To A Bad Bunny At The Super Bowl Halftime Show

Campus Culture WTF October 1, 2025

With our Eagles shitting the bed every week, all anyone wants is some hot bunny action.

Oh No! Dad Plans To Paint Himself In Maroon And Gold For Parents Weekend Game

BOB Campus Culture WTF September 27, 2025

When questioned by the Classic, Fied said this was not, in fact, a philosophical question. Just this morning, his Dad bought the entire shelf of body paint at their local Home Depot with plans to “strip down (ALL the way), lather up, and show his Boston College spirit.”

LTE: Do I Have To Sleep With This Jesuit After Our Third Coffee Date?

Campus Culture Jesuits Sex September 24, 2025

I am worried that underneath that tight, all-black outfit is a yearning body expecting to get down and dirty in the confessional after our third cup of joe together.

Fitz And The Tantrums! Why Is My Ex Situationship Playing Stokes Set?

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff Student Life September 19, 2025

When asked what he thought about the Campus Activities Board’s choice of performers, Cha shared with the Classic these valuable insights: “I think it’s kind of weird that CAB would ask that chick I hooked up with a few times last year to perform. At least that’s what I think Fitz and the Tantrums is?”