10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication

THE OFFICE OF THE DEAN OF STUDENTS — In order to ensure the health and safety of the Boston College student body, the Office of the Dean of Students has decided to add an additional layer of security to many different parts of student life. Students must enable Duo Push notifications and be prepared to whip it out during class and in the bedroom — it being your phone. 

       1. Canvas

Even though you’re already questioning whether it’s worth checking your most recent exam grade, you will now have to think twice. God forbid someone else completes your homework for you!

       2.  Registering for Classes

Sorry! If that 4:45 PM pick time wasn’t bad enough, now you will have to complete a Duo Mobile Authentication before clicking register. Don’t worry Eagles, there is always add drop!

       3. Taking a Canned Alcoholic Beverage from a Stranger’s Tailgate

Gamedays truly bring out the greediest little boys and girls on this campus. Do you believe there ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws? Think again. Just know that by the time you try and sneak that seltzer from a stranger’s cooler, high noon will have passed!

       4. Calling BCPD

Oops! You will have to wait a little bit longer for BCPD to fight the bad guys. 

       5.Visiting the Dispensary

Ganja, cabbage, Mary Jane? Not until after you’ve completed Duo Mobile Authentication! Eagles may soar high, but the Office of the Dean of Students soars higher.

       6. Posting on Fizz

We just want to be 100% sure that it was you anonymously posting!

       7. Swiping Right on Your Orientation Leader

Now you can’t blame your tinder swipe on your hot OL on a misclick!

       8. The Eucharist

Confirm that you are confirmed in the Catholic Church before receiving Eucharist.

       9. Flushing the Toilet

In an effort to save water (and the planet!), BC will now require two-factor authentication for your number two! Duo push for your tush!

       10. Hooking Up

Always use protection! Protect your phone and yourself from viruses by verifying your slink with duo push!

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