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“I’m Like Robin Williams In That One Movie,” Says Entirely Blue Professor

“I’m Like Robin Williams In That One Movie,” Says Entirely Blue Professor

FreshmenSchool September 9, 2022 The New England Classic

“I was fully prepared to hear ‘carpe diem’ on the first day,” Lostsole said. “I kept waiting for him to stand on the desk,... “I’m Like Robin Williams In That One Movie,” Says Entirely Blue Professor

STOKES HALL   Freshman Johnny Lostsole (MCAS 26) was over-the-moon to have snagged the last spot for First-Year Writing Seminar just before the close of add/drop period. Lostsole had been hoping to take a class with the famed Professor Jeanie after hearing how life-changing he is as both a teacher and mentor.

“My OL told me that he’s unlike any other professor at this school. Apparently he starts off every semester by admitting that he’s just like the Robin Williams character, which seems a little obnoxious if you ask me but as a freshman slogging through core classes I’m really looking for someone to take me under their wing and inspire me. And hey, my mom always says I look like a young Ethan Hawke so together we’ll make quite the pair.”

Lostsole was shocked when he arrived this Thursday, prepared to suck the marrow out of life, only to discover that his Writing Seminar was in fact taught by a giant, cerulean blue shapeshifter.

“I was fully expecting to hear ‘carpe diem’ on the first day,” Lostsole said. “I kept waiting for him to stand on the desk, but all he did was, lecture?”

At press time, Jeanie was found granting Lostsole’s wish of a chill, low-commitment girl who also thinks he looks like a young Hawke.