Columbus Attempts To Discover The Mods, Finds Walsh Instead
Christopher Columbus (University of Bologna ‘92) made a critical error this past Monday when he attempted to go to the Mods for a party but ended up at Walsh Hall instead.
Columbus reportedly received word of multiple parties happening at the Mods and decided to head west in search of them. However, after traveling down Commonwealth Avenue with his fleet of three buses (the Comm Ave Direct, the Newton All-Stops, and the Beat Clemson), Columbus first found Walsh Hall and mistook it for his destination. He entered the building still believing it was the mythical mods, even calling the Walsh residents “Modians”.
“Yeah, it was a pretty great night,” Columbus told us afterwards. “The party was great with lots of alcohol, but the real appeal was all the cayenne pepper and allspice. I fucking love spices so much.”
At press time, Columbus was spotted murdering all the residents of Walsh.