Maintenance Crew Continuing Repairs On Addazio-Sized Hole In Wall Of Alumni Stadium Media Room Following Kansas Post-Game Press Conference

ALUMNI STADIUM MEDIA ROOM — It was reported early Saturday morning that members of the Boston College maintenance crew have begun work to patch up the Steve Addazio-sized hole in the wall of the Alumni Stadium media room following the head coach’s post-game press conference at the conclusion of the team’s 48-24 blowout loss to the Kansas Jayhawks. According to sources within the athletics department, repairs continue and are set to be completed by the next home game in two weeks.

That’s all we’re reporting on, because BC Football got BLOWN OUT AT HOME by KANSAS, and some of us are DISTRAUGHT.

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